the grappa demon

just got out of an insane dinner with my parents. look up grappa and find out what planet im on right now.
later!

hey this is ootie mullins and im goin back in time to 1992

ootie mullins has a vlog
probably the best news ever.

i love

jack cruisin the a.m. blasted on oxys listening to gouge away kickin down doors.
what the fuck. LOCKE?!??!?!?
p.s.
what the hell is this shit

rl wrld

dude... this is the description for this weeks real world:
From near fist-fights to makeout sessions -- this week the roomies are all over the drama map as they have their biggest fight yet followed by everyone stripping down and jumping in the hot tub.

huh.
will seriously shouldve beaten gregs ass, dude is stupid. i would get kicked off of a tv show for beating gregs ass no questions asked. ummmm everyone is sooooo stupid on this show EXCEPT for joey. joey is one of the coolest dudes ive ever seen WHEN HE IS SOBER, please joey stay sober you are the super coolest dude ever, remember when you decided not to go drink and you instead got a facial cleansing mask with kim and sarah? that was oh so so so sweet of you. no one in that house except for probably sarah gives a FU UCK about your problems dude why do you call them your family!?|!??!? whatever sarah is a dummy too just cause you have a loser boyfriend doesnt make you smarter or better than every other dumb loser in this world. highlight of this episode was not the fight but the mass nude hot tub party where BRIANNA made out with GREG!!! OH MY GOD. i think fuckin kim made out with greg too. weird.
joey comes back next week, thank god.

i wish i was watching lost.

josh hartnett

i was wondering what it would look like if me and james could jump into each other and we would become one person. i think this is pretty accurate.

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hey dummy

ididntknowicouldntdothat

calvin broadus
stage name
vaudville
in case yu wor curois
lover ap
siopress hill doobies

peenny wather mandrake

so addicted

me and robbie have been getting caught up on this season of real world hollywood, and how can i say this... it fucking rules. so much drama, every single person on this show is so retardedly self absorbed but somehow they find a way at the end of each episode to squash their beefs so that the next episode can be chock full of some ridiculous shit.
so now that joey has been taken off to rehab for alcolholism i feel that there is a puzzle piece in my heart for the real world. i feel like a big piece the drama pie has been gobbled up, what are the other real worlders gonna have to make a fuss over if joey isnt runnin around threatening women and hittin shit. well my worries were put to bed real quick because dave and greg have this on going fuckin squabble, dave seems like an alright dude except i hate his dead men t-shirt that he always wears and greg is a fucking bitch. ive never seen anyone so in love with himself. male models are LAME. greg has been putting weird shit in the other roomies beds while theyre not around like bloody napkins and stuff, dude is a freak. the last straw was when greg stole sarahs new victoria secret underwear and hid them, everyone knew it was greg but he swore he didnt do it, until he was drunk at the club and told will he did do it. will got so pissed that he got head from gregs girlfriend reva. SO SICK! fuckin DRAMAAAAAA. i think on the next episode will is gonna kill greg. at least i hope. will is tight he makes beats, sticky fingaz wants him to produce a beat for his new album. congratulations will. hmmm oh yea sarahs boyfriend came into town and got completely owned by greg like a BITCH. sarah and kimberly are fucking BITCHES i seriously want to hit both of their stupid faces and shut them up, but kim and daves hook ups are getting hotter and hotter. last but not least brianna, you are a stripper, you beat your boyfriend up so badly that he charged you with assault, you are from philly, you suck just as much as everyone else on the show and i love you for it.

what is wrong with george lucas

is george lucas retarded? does george lucas have dementia? is george lucas gay? george lucas sucks. fuck george lucas.
thanks for turning something so amazingly cool into a hilarious joke. spielberg.. be ashamed, dummy. shia labouf is stupid too.
dont get me wrong i liked the indiana jones movie, but only cause it wasnt an indiana jones movie it was just another movie that was so bad it was good and had the cast of the indiana jones movies in it.

LET THE SUMMER BLOG WARS BEGIN

james already won. hes like michael jordan or something, like how youll always know who michael jordan was even if he doesnt play basketball anymore, ill always think james dropped the atomic blog of the summer with his last couple posts whether he blogs ever again or not.
ps
i cant wait to see marks weiner in person

deadline met

almost thurr

ey mane.

strange world

whoever is doing the art direction for the new zero shit is tight. i am definitely feelin it.

r.i.p.

this goes out to seans king of wishful thinking video. who knows how long its been gone for but i miss it. if there is a god he will upload it to my computer from heaven tonight.

i love patrick swayze!

clint is in so much trouble right now

everyone shut up

Ice

its all about this song on repeat right now

boomp3.com
from nine inch nails - the slip
free from NIN website

yup

another rough draft for yalls
boomp3.com
i gotta get 10 minutes or so of this shit and put it all together for my sound design class by.... next week.

happy trails bros

old songs gettin done up

k so i just started recording digitally. im gonna record all my old shit nice quality so i can start workin on new stuff that probably wont sound like this, but probably will actually cause i am a big ol dummy.
here is a rough draft
boomp3.com

do you have my p-ness inside you?

hey im johnny p-ness and i just want to let you know that everyones got a little p-ness inside them.
good day.

pugs humping

special treat

yea baby yea!

laughing like a likkle bweigh

"remember in scanners when that dudes head exploded?"


SOMEONE TELL THE LEAF BLOWER MAN TO SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF OR IM GOING TO MELT HIS FUCKING FACE!

wurk

i just got off my first day at m'new job at pizziola or something like that. it was tight i guess. workin at the bar runnin around constantly its kinda hecticcc. all i know is that my dad said not to get too comfortable working at a bar in a restaurant because the lifestyle is fun and the next thing you know years of your life have passed by and youre slanging hash crossing state lines going to prison. huh, i thought it was just a job.
cant stop listening to neurosis.


definitely representing oakland.

am i...

being hasty in asking the question, "cool kids, kidz in the hall, whats the difference?". maybe. all i know is that this el-p remix gets hard

taken from el-p's blog
also
looking for a present to get me? go here

wonderin what i been up to?

get at me, im in my screening room phase.

just some top fives

haack: king of techno, be here to love me, gg allin hated, dig, pink floyd live at pompeii
jerry hsu bag of suck, heath kirchart this is emerica, john cardiel sight unseen, marc johnson man down, nick trepasso suffer the joy
in no particular order
also andrew reynolds has an automatic spot above number 1
ellington to slayer or danzig
ave in photosynthesis
renaud in mosaic
poppalardo!
carrol virtual reality
rowley
ahhhhh
so many

i change my head

Before you split house-train the body you leave behind
there’s only one voice you can count on to keep you down
skin the bees and stripe the ceiling where you wake up
cuz all that movement under cover
is just bad luck

is it wrong for me to be so hard for autolux?

no.

what the fuck

get me hard!

just got out of iron man

and it was not even close to being as bad as i thought it was going to be. it was fun as fuck.