Monday, September 29, 2008

m'thinkss

m'thinks my mind and my body are two different entities that are working very hard to destroy each other. so if my mind and my body are separate and i realize they are separate then what am i? am i in control of my mind and body or are my thoughts only allowed to make some decisions by their captors. either way which ever side wins the fatality is going to be awesome. FINISH HIM!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

an infinitely tamer dream than usual

i had a dream last night where i worked in an insane like tropical themed restaurant but all the people that worked there were the same people i work with now, including the owner. so all night the owner is fucking with me because im just chillin drinking lemonade and at one point he wants me to break an egg over my head and get all the sauce into a cup for a customer. i stand there for a minute and say fuck that and throw it at the wall across the room, it breaks through the sheet rock of the wall leaving a gigantic hole and then it breaks emptying its yolky goo into the wall space. charlie (the owner) gets up and yells "FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES IM THROUGH IM FUCKIN THROUGH!" and runs outside, he is followed by a couple other parties of people. charlie was not happy and he fired me and some other fools. i was ok with it, until he broke out the fog machines and the strobe lights and the list of bands that were playing at the restaurant and the limited edition horkey prints that were commissioned for the restaurant and charles wouldnt talk to me about any of it. in the end i was on a roadtrip with the busboys eduardo and lisandro and we were in need of a car mechanic and we walked into the scene from waynes world 2 where charlton heston is the gas station man.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

nick cave is the coolest man ever

#1 member of the proud to be a dude crew. more on this later.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

i woke up alive this morning

bummer. but im still waiting to find out i got sucked into an alternate black hole dimension.

mike hamm's chillin

IN SPACE

if we survive the night

im making a time machine to go get phil lynotts butt


gary moore is pretty cool too, but mark can have him, hes bad.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

armageddon mixtape

hank williams - i dont care if tomorrow never comes
flying burrito bros - sin city
ernest tubb - tomorrow never comes

help me think of more music to bum out to during our last hours. we only have 1 day left!
also i will be watching:
end of days, event horizon, and the black hole if anyone wants to chill

past present future tense

past:
only a couple centuries too late idiots
present:
bunk bed loungin
future:
1 day from now we all will die by being sucked into a man made black hole. quit your jobs, shoot your guns, do whatever it is youve always wanted to do because the universe gets reset to 0.0.00 in a matter of heartbeats.


yea dude its goin down!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Sunday, September 7, 2008

boys night out!!!

ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c a rap song by john

mark when im sleepin on the bottom bunk of our bed
i cant help but think about what our lives would be like if we had never met.
the way you clean your bike
and wear that beanie white
when you listen to the islands and i say i hate it
i really love it like i love you and i hate to say it
when i drink that 3 month old 2 liter i do it for you dad
cause the face you make when youre sick is bad real bad super bad BAD

ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
ridin fixies feelin so free
ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
together forever until eternity

Saturday, September 6, 2008

i saw this last night


coolest shit i ever seen

rip van wastell

this is crazy. you really can just die at any moment. live it up.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

dude found

the ZODIAC KILLER?!?!?!?! it was his DAD?!!?!??!

Monday, September 1, 2008

me and mark and the moon

theres something special brewin in oakland. just wait. this is the theme song to this special mischief

marks civic achievements



apparently if you check the chico california wiki under miscellaneous hes in there too. marks famous!

so PSYCHED


on thursday and then deerhunter and nin on friday. then santa cruz with pat and hammer salmer and maybe fern and then ikea with mark and salmer hammer on sun.
oh yea chico boys went off this last weekend. oakland has scars from laughter.