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ya ye ya ya

jawbox on fallon

AHHHHHH WINSTON

dang

boom bang paow!

this weeks spookathon

oh yea

autumn

daily passages

"sticks and stones have only made me stronger its words that cut me under my armor. they say 'im on your side when nobody is, cause nobody is.'"

"gods dont die. they merely slumber."

sup

get fuckin pumped
wait for it wait for it

oh dont worry its just tina turners sax man

for those who dont know

this is side a of roxy music's fifth album: siren.




best record ever! whirlpoooooool!

just some music

wow

seriously, bow down.
i dont know what to say.... this is a screenprint.

i think we all know what this is like

you did it again tim!

computers broken

my computer is broken. whatever, this song gets me ready to GO!

wa wall

yup

some insane wagner opera

SIEGFRIED

anyone seen this movie?

the silver globe

i want to!

OH FUCK

this weekend

is forever locked away in the halls of time, and its story will continue to dilute with age, but this weekend, the weekend of marks birthday, will definitely be burned into my brain until something else weird and crazy happens. thanks ronralph.

i love jon brion

but this video is silly

funny

sorrrrrrrry

for the video sizes, idumb.

pretty chill stuff

district 9 will rule

juggs

juggalo party!!!

this is 9 minutes of chill

sleeping

trying to sleep with a giant chrome flaming eagle skull/12 cylinder engine screaming at you is pretty hard. bug durp. pa pa pe pa po. tell my son im sorry, im sorry, i blew it.

wake up to this

Mega Woosh viral

youre welcome

best you tube video ever

just put the fucking shades on!

i just want to be inside the mind of a person who has never seen the movie "they live" and this is the first scene they have ever seen.

fettucini linguini bikini

everyone

everyone thinks jackie chan is cool and whatever but hes not, stevie seagal? stevie seagal? hes the original chan. the whole package all american bad ass one liner arm breakin martial artiste!


just kiddin chan is tight.

youre in my world now grandma

steven seagal kicking ass

flyculture21 had this to say:
SupernaturallyBAMed2 were not judging and critiquing the editing and timing were talking about Seagal kicking ass, this isn't film school kid take your shit to some art video.

chill bros

DRANK! SLOW YOUR ROLL.

one of my favorite movies

optimism

"act as if what you do makes a difference, it does." -william james

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

there are people in this world doing fucking exciting amazing things. lets get off our asses and live some dreams!

juxtapositions

i went to sleep to this
and woke up to james
then this

hahahahahahaha

jabberwocky

jan svankmajer

yup

oh god yeah

thats right

the tv just played billy madison and kidegarten cop is on right now, birthday wish granted!!!!

bow down

last night was fun

but im just tryin to perfect the ancient art of firebreathing, or something.
durr

momma marilyn ringer poetry

i just found this poem my mom wrote

ix hermit

eyes closed on the world,
ears full of heart-blood thrum,
belly breathing to ease
the dry wishes in sorrow's well.

in a labyrinth of walking stars
held by night's black bowl
heaven's gate unlocks.
the dimensional god flows through.



wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

garfeldz

garfield translated to japanese and then back to english

oh thats the shit that gets me high!

if there is reincarnation and i dont come back as a cat in this garden i will be pissed. PISSED!

katyyyyy

guess what

ahh

oh im sorry

for keeping you up to date with the funniest shit on the internet. get out of my face.
CINE MASSSSSSSSHHHHH

just kiddin

my friend james

can connect steven speilberger to steven spielberg in like 3 degrees on the reg.
he definitely macks broads on the reg:

contemplates life and death at mcdonalds on the reg

"styxosaurus may break my bones but kronosaurs will never hurt me"-jim denim:

he is a twisted juggalo on the reg:

my friend james.

what i want for my birthday

i want all my buds to come to chico and go camping with me and take a fat ass buddy pic portrait. when this portrait is taken i will consider every person in the picture a golden tiger in my soul, prowling for retarded ass stuff to do.

thank you lord

i promise this show will be funny

i dont break promises
or do i.

looks cool

feels cool too

sharon olds, woah.

Summer Solstice, New York City

By the end of the longest day of the year he could not stand it,
he went up the iron stairs through the roof of the building
and over the soft, tarry surface
to the edge, put one leg over the complex green tin cornice
and said if they came a step closer that was it.
Then the huge machinery of the earth began to work for his life,
the cops came in their suits blue-grey as the sky on a cloudy evening,
and one put on a bullet-proof vest, a
black shell around his own life,
life of his children's father, in case
the man was armed, and one, slung with a
rope like the sign of his bounden duty,
came up out of a hole in the top of the neighboring building
like the gold hole they say is in the top of the head,
and began to lurk toward the man who wanted to die.
The tallest cop approached him directly,
softly, slowly, talking to him, talking, talking,
while the man's leg hung over the lip of the next world
and the crowd gathered in the street, silent, and the
hairy net with its implacable grid was
unfolded near the curb and spread out and
stretched as the sheet is prepared to receive at a birth.
Then they all came a little closer
where he squatted nest to his death, his shirt
glowing its milky glow like something
growing in a dish at night in the dark in a lab and then
everything stopped
as his body jerked and he
stepped down from the parapet and went toward them
and they closed on him, I thought they were going to
beat him up, as a mother whose child has been
lost will scream at the child when it's found, they
took him by the arms and held him up and
leaned him against the wall of the chimney and the
tall cop lit a cigarette
in his own mouth, and gave it to him, and
then they all lit cigarettes, and the
red, glowing ends burned like the
tiny campfires we lit at night
back at the beginning of the world.

looks fun

redneck alien gun slimey timey

durrr

cool

picasso drawin with some light

this is what sao paulo was like

SAMPARKOUR from Wiland Pinsdorf on Vimeo.

cancer summer

uhhhh

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nah

"in him he felt unhappy cravings arise, cloudy and pointless wants that led nowhere, that returned to him empty, as in the completion of a geometrically perfect circle." - ubik

hey

takin from azis blog

dang dude

busdriver killz it

finally a good rated r movie this summer

HD Exclusive Trailer #2 In Theaters June 12th

this is a really fucking good interview

just ignore the (expletives) http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postrock/2009/03/sxsw_leftovers_talkin_expletiv.html

reaper dreams and acrobatics

im workin on a new video to post. soon.

right now is pretty good

all day has been weird, one of those nap days that you never recover from. listening to a silver mt zion and slayer at work all day, weird. now its fucking a thunder and lightning storm and its amazing! where do we go from here.

da power of a man having heck of fun

swifty the space bird

fuck yes

takin it eeeeeasy... in space

permission to rip sir

permission granted

Thrasher Skateboard Magazine

nice time

check all these out

my brain is mush

weird news to wake up to

my mom woke me up this morning to this news: the guy who used to mow our lawn and my best friend from elementary school wanted together for murder.

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4

my friend had been in and out of rehab and jail for various things, one time he wrote my dad (whom he never met) a letter from jail about how well connected he was in the clink, and the yard guy used to come over to my moms house with his family, i would hang out with him, he was a super funny dude. my mom fired him cause he would act hella weird sometimes (he was high as fuck on meth). theres so many things i want to say about these people but it just feels weird.

just a quick editors note

if you watch that edarem video fullscreen and cross your eyes he goes 3-d

i dont understand

how it possibly couldve been 8 days since my last post, sorry loyal followers. ill try to keep it more retarded in the future.

hella blogworthy

what you might be asking is "john what is hella blogworthy?" i might say "it might be dorians yyooouuutttuuuuubbeeedd edarem video!" might be.
EDAREM IS HECKA CHILL!

dorian if you read this, keep it sphinx bud.

anybody remember this band?

i seriously used to listen to this shit while playing donkey kong.

my hero

im all about

doin pushups listening to young jeezy... wait no not just young jeezy, this young jeezy

ah man im pretty tough when im by myself

ahhhhhhhh so hungry!

blitz blintz

morty tragans golf academy

is really a comedy school, how to be funny curriculum: how to be funny under pressure 101, how to be funny in a chill environment 101, how to draw funny pictures 101, how to make funny movies 101, how to look funny 101... etc.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh i cant stop saying ahhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this summer

you might want to watch this until you see the craziest tree trick ever

taken from

one of todd bratruds blogs

this is whats known as a siphonophore

and its pretty chill

i shall build you

i

could definitely spend some time here, shootin robos n stuff.

ahhhhhhh hahahaha

just some chill stuff to look at before watching x files

http://www.bluelambencydownward.com/

ahhhHHHHHHH

wait

what ever happened to bianca and claires blog

how

how did something so raw like THIS

turn into THIS


dannnnng lets find some kids so we can get into chuck e cheese

michael threatened that hes not gonna be goldar for holloween

i present reason number 1 in FAVOR of being goldar for holloween

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PIZZA!

A) how i get the rights to the showbiz pizza franchise. i will drop every anything i have ever wanted or had to be a part of the showbiz pizza franchise
B) ahhhhhhh this fucking movie is going to rule ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my favorite page on the internet

MARK DONATELLI!!!!!!!

goldar, a 50 foot robot and his electronic space family

for meekel heems


this one has an amazing intro

THERES A NEW KINDA SOCCER!

ahhhh

um check this out, hecka good music, david lynch pictures
listen to it here
watch something here

whoever reads this and tells me what it means gets a hug

chico mall b-rupt? say it aint so!

this weekend

was FUCKING CRAZY.
things i cant drink for a while:
4 loko
franzia
mad dog 20/20

things i shouldnt take ever again:
whatever the fuck that ativan shit is

i love all my friends you rule, thanks for being my buds still.

MoArK

turrriangle smile

live it down?

fuck that live it up dog!

sometimes...

i wrote like a paragraph intro for this video and then i realized that it was stupid so ill just cut to the chase and say this guy is fucking awesome.

if youve got a big thirst

and youre gay
Schmitt's Gay Beer-Adam Sandler and Chris Farley

pretty chill electronics

http://forrestmims.com/

this song is pretty chill

day n night

james sent me funny stuffs

i love collegggggge!!!!!!

ps

james blackshaw turns the wilderness of chico into straight magic

i like to ride my bike

and listen to black moth super rainbow.
james taught me how to do tricks on my bike.
summer is gonna rule

just to let you know

me and waylon are in the intro to ask the phelper, everytime you want to see phelps you will see US!
wlallalalenberg

whos famous

days like this

make me forget about the ggb

nothing but poppy seeds

and rain.



and frito pies.

can i just say

that this song rulz

people all over the world are cheering for monsters vs aliens

for michale ham





good news cigarette juice. give me 6 beds and 7 days!

today has been pretty chill

went skinny dippin in a lake lit by candles, woke up next to an indian, played zombie hooker nightmare and meowcenaries, bought hellllllllllllllllllllllla liquor with my mom, took pictures of squirrelz, mastered the art of puppetry, i can haz and did haz chezbrgr. up next, riding bike through magic forest to skatepark, scheming on how to be funnier, wittier, better at magic, faster, not slower.
ta ta
when is salmon, salMAN man saman! when is SAMAN coming back to chico? im scared nervous anxious not more afraid of zombies than gay people.

if your name is josh

you really should start spelling your name J A U S H. jaush? jaush.

bde bde bde bde bde bde bed

squirrelz are pretty chill

this might be good

abiyoyo

and petes dragon are pretty chill dudes.

top o the world

but i aint never left my head.

BOW DOWN

theres a new tweety in town
emilee serafine rulez!!!!

picture i found today

happy four loko day

are there vibrations in space?

does the sun make sounds? is it possible to hear the stars resonating off each other in the sky? what would it sound like, a buddha box?

i could

but i wont.
man, set your day to bum out.

bastelstars

oh man battle star galactica is so awesome, if you havent watched this show yet you really should start. the season finale was freakin awesome. i just hope my other favorite show, lost, can follow through with its last couple seasons and not fall off. uhhh durrrr bubb rubb

how to not hate yourself

the book im looking for or aka wwake up and smell some roses dog.

foxz rule

valpo skate o

boats 'n hoes from Fredrik Nilson on Vimeo.

mark like baby cryings

ps

that is a belt buckle of the columbia space shuttle.....

mark has a FUCKING girlfriend

this is marks netflix que

i like this, ALOT

gilberts dream!!!!!!!

dude

mark loves gambling sooo much. on his netflix que is hella movies about gambling, on his iphone he has a dice game, he just got a book from amazon dot com about gambling, and hes listening to the gambler right now.
GAMBLINGGGGGGG!

beethoven

beethoven is twisted cause these dudes want to test out bullets that explode on beethovens big skull. that is a really weird thing to put in a kids movie with charles grodin. i think charles grodin is a really strange man cause he was in clifford, problem child, and a lot of other twisted movies.
bye bye

lets

get this fuckin party started bros! theres no time to waste. prepare, this summers gonna be a good one. this summer spaghettaboutit.

yall dont know!

how fast im bout to monetize this mothafuckin shit. gotta make billz for tha winter son!

hey yall

this movie is going to rule!

hey so i am definitely coming home at midnight on april 7th due to matters of life going on, but the show must continue so who wants to pick me up from sfo airport the night of the 6th the morning of the 7th. the more the merrier.

open invitations

this is an open invitation to anyone who wants to come to brazil in may and watch this movie with me

then we come back to the states on may 25th and have a great "usa fucking rules 20 big ass titties" party, thats 10 hot chicks bro, 10.

heres the thing

how do we get everyone back to chico kickin it at garys moms house for good? the way i see it chico is the island from lost, everyones tryin to get the fuck up out of there, but to quote a certain bad daD "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" am i jack trying to get us all back together for one of the greatest decisions of our collective lives? or am i going to have to locke myself to get everyone back to chico so we can freakin kick it at garys moms house watching mtv all day, maybe going to aca taco, definitely watching clint do standup, smoking weed and having sean act like hes our dad and he caught us getting high so we have to try to act sober, rusty shackleford, mad sodas. the birth of retarded ass loser history is there and i think its time for us to go home. lets go home guys, lets go home.
p.s.
whos ben?
p.s.s. i want to be 40 and still watching mtv reruns of next at garys moms house ok?
p.s.s.s. would it be weird if i tried to buy garys moms house?

ive

ive never been closer to ending it all in the name of fun! so excuse me while i light this spliff from reality i got to take a lift.
ps
some guy stuck his hand in my pocket to steal shit from me last night but HA HA there was nothing there motherfucker, im pretty sure i was 8 seconds from murdering him none the less.
k see you later dads im going to bed for a couple days.

hay guys

valerie and her week of wonders is awesome


watchmen... it was pretty cool too.
what about the scene from talladega nights where ricky bobby says grace to lil baby jesus. price less.

congratulations are due

i just want to throw out there that michael hamm has posted one of the best blog posts of all blog history check it out chicky chicky chicky at all the whales horses

this is what its about

i need

to know what mark is doing at all times of the day, i dont think he checks his myspace anymore. im worried about him. i think hes hanging out with all sorts of girls and having all sorts of fun without me. if i could astral project i would project myself back to the bunk bed.

ive got issues

and my issues have issues too. my dreams suck. i suck.

yesz plesz

the same reason

i think this song is cool now great dj is probably tthe same reason i think aerosmith is the best band out there right now.

ihaveadream and it came true

nascar cafe

hye

hey im workin on a megamixxx of songs about wanting to die. excited? me too.
check this description of a hostel in santiago chile
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Reading this lines U've just found Ur Mental Home away from Home! Roberto (the 1st backpacker of da house)and his metrosexuals perfect english speaking managers coming right from the other side of the planet just for U are waiting for you!!! What for? To destroy Ur liver getting party on our lethal BBQs, to fly tandem paragliding (the owner is pilot but please don't fly with him), to go surfing with sea-lions (ask the gay swiss manager for his board, he accept extrem-sex payment), to punish U on paintball tournaments or just to relaxxx!! An open mind hostel (we actually accept Frenchies and Israelists!!!) which every rooms (even dorms) include mini-refigerator, TV-cable and private bathrooms with hot water 24 hrs a day. We also offer no damned scheduled breakfast (up to 12:00), no curfew as well, kitchen facilities (if U want to commit suicide), a common space in a hammock graffitis painted patio with beer-pong table (if U want to loose) and a friendly and very single staff to take care of you to to give U any information about what to do in Arica. About the location?2 km away from city center in the middle of a typical neighbourhood, usefull to know the real Chile. When U arrive, contact us to pick U up from da bus station or just take any cab and we will deduce it from Ur bill.

Hurry up!!! the party staff is waiting for U!!!

omar salazar

is king shit.
i want to hear da new black lipz

this is going to rule

um rule #1

if a man invites you into a bar for free drinks, do not go, they are not free and you are about to get ripped off by 2 hookers and a pimp.

is this real? really real?

i dont believe it

does

anyone really realize how insane this part is? something i saw reminded me of this the other day and it seriously is so much fIRE!!!!!

like, what the fuck mane

woah

dude.

dylan rieder is soooooo tight!

fuck reality

fuck reality!

dude. what!?

bruce springsteen rulz!
and
what the fuk! so rad!

taken from this pitchfork article

thin lizzy

is the best

dead to this world bury me now

oh man im freakin hung Overr. i want to eat so much fucking pizza from round table and watch step brothers about 20 times. my favorite movies: 1. billy madison 2. total recall 3. step brothers 4. the illustrated man 5. cabin fever.
hey clint im on day 15 bud, im killin it! literally.

i particularly like this one

rubiks woman blowing blue furry mans brains out

LANDWOLF

whitewhalez

hella epic

vangelis smokin epics

voices of a distant star

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

nothing

my BLOOD

no big! my BLOOD bro mark is the biggest t&e fan ever

he makes a dohd so proud

i wish i was dead 2009

dare i say? pink eye in brazil? fucking bullshit.

everyone

everyone who reads this should get skype so we can talk to each other motherfuckers. my name is minyafriend.... duh! add me.

things id like to hear

bon iver ep
mike bones new album

things id like to see
animal collective live in brazil


something i should be caring about more than previous things
some clean sockz

no big

good idea

just thought id let everyone in on this really cool idea i had. lets all be characters from godzilla this halloween.
minya
goldar
king ghidora
king cesar
jet jaguar
rita (from power rangers... bianca!)
gigan
and so many more!!
2009 goes off!

h o l y s s s s ss s h i t

so im leaving tomorrow for the other side of the world, heres my travel blog . see you when the skies turn bright and warm again.
later normal life hello wonderland.