permission to rip sir

permission granted

Thrasher Skateboard Magazine

nice time

check all these out

my brain is mush

weird news to wake up to

my mom woke me up this morning to this news: the guy who used to mow our lawn and my best friend from elementary school wanted together for murder.

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4

my friend had been in and out of rehab and jail for various things, one time he wrote my dad (whom he never met) a letter from jail about how well connected he was in the clink, and the yard guy used to come over to my moms house with his family, i would hang out with him, he was a super funny dude. my mom fired him cause he would act hella weird sometimes (he was high as fuck on meth). theres so many things i want to say about these people but it just feels weird.

just a quick editors note

if you watch that edarem video fullscreen and cross your eyes he goes 3-d

i dont understand

how it possibly couldve been 8 days since my last post, sorry loyal followers. ill try to keep it more retarded in the future.

hella blogworthy

what you might be asking is "john what is hella blogworthy?" i might say "it might be dorians yyooouuutttuuuuubbeeedd edarem video!" might be.
EDAREM IS HECKA CHILL!

dorian if you read this, keep it sphinx bud.

anybody remember this band?

i seriously used to listen to this shit while playing donkey kong.

my hero

im all about

doin pushups listening to young jeezy... wait no not just young jeezy, this young jeezy

ah man im pretty tough when im by myself

ahhhhhhhh so hungry!

blitz blintz

morty tragans golf academy

is really a comedy school, how to be funny curriculum: how to be funny under pressure 101, how to be funny in a chill environment 101, how to draw funny pictures 101, how to make funny movies 101, how to look funny 101... etc.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh i cant stop saying ahhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this summer

you might want to watch this until you see the craziest tree trick ever

taken from

one of todd bratruds blogs

this is whats known as a siphonophore

and its pretty chill

i shall build you

i

could definitely spend some time here, shootin robos n stuff.

ahhhhhhh hahahaha

just some chill stuff to look at before watching x files

http://www.bluelambencydownward.com/

ahhhHHHHHHH

wait

what ever happened to bianca and claires blog

how

how did something so raw like THIS

turn into THIS


dannnnng lets find some kids so we can get into chuck e cheese

michael threatened that hes not gonna be goldar for holloween

i present reason number 1 in FAVOR of being goldar for holloween

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PIZZA!

A) how i get the rights to the showbiz pizza franchise. i will drop every anything i have ever wanted or had to be a part of the showbiz pizza franchise
B) ahhhhhhh this fucking movie is going to rule ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my favorite page on the internet

MARK DONATELLI!!!!!!!

goldar, a 50 foot robot and his electronic space family

for meekel heems


this one has an amazing intro

THERES A NEW KINDA SOCCER!

ahhhh

um check this out, hecka good music, david lynch pictures
listen to it here
watch something here

whoever reads this and tells me what it means gets a hug

chico mall b-rupt? say it aint so!

this weekend

was FUCKING CRAZY.
things i cant drink for a while:
4 loko
franzia
mad dog 20/20

things i shouldnt take ever again:
whatever the fuck that ativan shit is

i love all my friends you rule, thanks for being my buds still.

MoArK

turrriangle smile

live it down?

fuck that live it up dog!

sometimes...

i wrote like a paragraph intro for this video and then i realized that it was stupid so ill just cut to the chase and say this guy is fucking awesome.