yall dont know!

how fast im bout to monetize this mothafuckin shit. gotta make billz for tha winter son!

hey yall

this movie is going to rule!

hey so i am definitely coming home at midnight on april 7th due to matters of life going on, but the show must continue so who wants to pick me up from sfo airport the night of the 6th the morning of the 7th. the more the merrier.

open invitations

this is an open invitation to anyone who wants to come to brazil in may and watch this movie with me

then we come back to the states on may 25th and have a great "usa fucking rules 20 big ass titties" party, thats 10 hot chicks bro, 10.

heres the thing

how do we get everyone back to chico kickin it at garys moms house for good? the way i see it chico is the island from lost, everyones tryin to get the fuck up out of there, but to quote a certain bad daD "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" am i jack trying to get us all back together for one of the greatest decisions of our collective lives? or am i going to have to locke myself to get everyone back to chico so we can freakin kick it at garys moms house watching mtv all day, maybe going to aca taco, definitely watching clint do standup, smoking weed and having sean act like hes our dad and he caught us getting high so we have to try to act sober, rusty shackleford, mad sodas. the birth of retarded ass loser history is there and i think its time for us to go home. lets go home guys, lets go home.
p.s.
whos ben?
p.s.s. i want to be 40 and still watching mtv reruns of next at garys moms house ok?
p.s.s.s. would it be weird if i tried to buy garys moms house?

ive

ive never been closer to ending it all in the name of fun! so excuse me while i light this spliff from reality i got to take a lift.
ps
some guy stuck his hand in my pocket to steal shit from me last night but HA HA there was nothing there motherfucker, im pretty sure i was 8 seconds from murdering him none the less.
k see you later dads im going to bed for a couple days.

hay guys

valerie and her week of wonders is awesome


watchmen... it was pretty cool too.
what about the scene from talladega nights where ricky bobby says grace to lil baby jesus. price less.

congratulations are due

i just want to throw out there that michael hamm has posted one of the best blog posts of all blog history check it out chicky chicky chicky at all the whales horses

this is what its about

i need

to know what mark is doing at all times of the day, i dont think he checks his myspace anymore. im worried about him. i think hes hanging out with all sorts of girls and having all sorts of fun without me. if i could astral project i would project myself back to the bunk bed.

ive got issues

and my issues have issues too. my dreams suck. i suck.

yesz plesz

the same reason

i think this song is cool now great dj is probably tthe same reason i think aerosmith is the best band out there right now.