me on internets

my famous quotes
me depressed
my baby
tapped out and mana fucked

me n mark are BAD

seriously

hella funny
Mash Up

this is gonna be so awesome

los angeles

well i guess you could say i survived another journey to the the freaky freaky dream land that is los angeles. ive never felt so fucked up, in some way that i cant even find a word for, while driving back to oakland with robbie. ive felt more physically fucked up and ive felt more emotionally fucked up but this is some grey area of fucked up feeling. maybe it was the drugs and alcohol in my system being baptized by mcdonalds.
LA is the strangest place ever, where people make (a lot of) money off of fantasy made real out of plastic. whatever, its a fun place to go off with your friends, id rather live in space though.
beware:
post op transexuals, they have vaginas but they are men.
piano bars in hollywood, they have gay man prowlers ready to sing you motown songs til you look the other way and get roofied.
no smoking anywhere in downtown burbank.
dead bodies on malibu beaches.
trollie women.
the ruins (unrated) on mushrooms.
strange triangles.

thanks to everyone that contributed to the having of good times.

big balinas balls and peanuts

boomshoggalogga says it best with:
I'm definitely buying this one. This chick is hot and I want her feet all over my balls and face.

me in about 10 years

yaaaaaaa big hands

hi

i wish i had bioluminescent photophores


uhhhhhh
GIant Squid?

i dont know much about baseball

but i like this guy

the hierarchy of wolves?

i dont know about that yet.

rgb and the 100 day insect

every color we see is made up of a combination of red green and blue, white is a combination of all of the colors, black is devoid of all color. i wonder what colors other beings see. i bet they have some fucked up color wheels our brains cant even understand.

crickets live for 100 days, some chinese dudes breed crickets to fight, theyre like gladiators. the chinese man feeds them strange cricket gladiator food then makes them mate so they get all that hormone stank all over themselves then they FIGHT to mortal kombat music.
this has been dr steve brule for your health.

at first i was gonna call this "bee slaughter party"

but now its just "life sucks"

i present to you

pigbin josh

happy birthday america

if you havent listened to this album you should

like, duh.

LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!

i am.....
a silly silly boy