i have

a racing stripe down my pubes from slamming on my belly. my fuckin body hurts. my white whale is out there.

some movies i would like to watch with you

skate weekend

damn son. hardest skate weekend in a while for me but the most fun as well. me hamm fern dogger or i mean snoopfrog@dsl.com and waylon SHRRRRRRRREDDDED the bay area to SHRRRRRRREEEDDDDSZZZZ. fernie did some tricks i aint never seen before and i took 2 of the second hardest slams ive ever taken before. its ALLLLLLL good though. fern dog does not dig on littles or smalls and all them loud bitches at pizza man can shut up so the spotlight can shine on that asian man chompin on noodz. little child, runnin wild.
love,
simba

lets get hard and go skateboard

i wish

my cat was here

dream things

listen to this song! what an outro
it would be pretty nice if the things in my dreams were real because then 2 days later after ive forgotten the things in my dreams were just dream things i wouldnt be sitting here trying to remember the dream things like they were real things.

gonna get it pt. 2

zooey deschanel is GONNA GET IT!

dude!

grant just told me what being rick rolled means and its so amazing! i want to rick roll everything

going to get it!

sarah chalke
and li bing bing
are going to get it!
coming soon stories of lunesta the green butterfly and joeseph kittenger the first man to break the speed of sound without a vehicle.

one hundred and oneth post!

heres to second best, friends.

stars of the lid

me and schuyler went to see my teacher christopher willits open up for the stars of the lid tonight and it blew my fucking brains out. i felt high and on another planet afterwards. if these are some side effects to listening to/watching the performance of music you might enjoy, then please, i beg you to go see these musicians, you wont be sorry.

Apr 17 2008 8:00P
HOLOCENE W/Christopher Willits PORTLAND,OR.
Apr 18 2008 8:00P
TRIPLE DOOR W/Christopher Willits SEATTLE,WA.

there are a lot more but i dont know anyone who lives in any of those places. stars of the lid myspace
this is from last night at the echoplex

really cool movie

chill bro

one for the RAL books

hmm. let me put this the best way i can right now.
we had to make our way through the clogged arteries of the city to shed our old skin for the fresh road ahead. straight out of the dirty womb of the city we spilled into the countryside of the bay area, a land untouched by the grime of urban life, the rolling green hills gave us to the truth of the mouth of the sea where the test of our minds and inner selves was to take place. eyes open to the daylight crescent moons and the sacred geometry that came with it the test had begun. after solving puzzles of zeldaish difficulty we survived the trip unscathed and better for it.
the lesson learned: dont embark on a journey that you dont have enough gas to return from. literally and metaphorically speaking.
april 11th 2008 is a moment in retarded ass loser history that will not soon be forgotten.
p.s. stinson beach has no gas station within miles of it and if me or robbie are ever back in that podunk town again were going to burn it down.
p.s.s. we owe our buttz to that galaxy grey honda sittin outside robbie.

notorious g.o.d.

if you dont like paperrad then let this change your mind

PAPERRAD!

you have no idea how matango oakland is right now

were here to

jerk off that cock

do don pa chi!?

p.s.

carls jr is my favorite of misogynistic companies. and that is saying a lot cause i love anything that degrades women.

my mom gets all flabbergasted when she sees commercials like these. get with it mom women can use their bodies to sell anything, its not that big of a deal FOR WOMEN! think about all the unsuspecting men out there who get suckered into the venus fly trap. if anything i should be gettin all flabbergasted because companies are practically robbing me blind with my own boner, jesus christ.

fucking a right we do, YEA GUYS!
this is what makes me hungry!

go to burgerslayer.com

for the most fun ever.

im headed to carls jr right now to get a captain crunch milkshake, suck it bitches.

look at this fat boner fungus grow

i want an otter pop

pink lemonade flavor

goodnight moon

goodnight moon is a super sweet name for a super sweet book.
the microphones is possibly my favorite music ever.
skatering with waylon was pretty godzillaish today.
biancas brain isnt rotting its rotted.

taken from

todd bratruds wheel company blog: teenagerunawayurethane.com its hella funny.


anyway john maus is my new favorite musician.

this video had a comment from samael809 which read:
"'JOHN MAUS IS JES US' is IDC is US
gre he kill yu why yu love israel and power of yur ennemys
ISRAEL KILL YU NOT ARMY OF ROMANE
J.ah."
whatever the fuck that means.

if only human babies were this much fun to fuck with

Cutest Kitten ever

i uh, updated my blog

is it cutes?


p.s. robbie cant resist a bargain.
also we watched shrooms tonight. please watch it, it was amazingly funny, there is a lake wizard.

chuuuuuck!!!

later dude, i loved the planet of the apes with the fat nuclear missle that the molemens worshipped. rip hard.

bum out

i was spending some time with my cat moesha this morning and i started to think about tong and how funny he was but mostly about the day we took him in to be put to sleep. he had some like stomach cancer or something and was in a lot of pain. so we went in to the vet and we chilled with him for a bit then the vet put some chemical in him and i slowly watched his living, loud as fuck little body turn into nothing more than a
furry shell. i dont really know about souls or anything like that but i was never more sure that there was something more to living beings than just tangible matter than when i was looking into his eyes and there was nothing there. it was weird. one second ago he was there, the next second gone. really weird.
we spread his ashes in our back yard and then a week later his sister fei disappeared. we never found her body.
ive never been to a funeral before, i mean i went to my grandpa's funeral but i was really young and had no idea what was going on. i remember being lifted to his open casket, but i cant recall any feelings. funerals are insane. if looking into my dead cats eyes and not seeing any remnants of this being i once knew so well freaked me out then what the fuck is it like staring into the dead eyes of a human being.
i dont really worry about my own death or getting old too much, but i definitely worry about what life would be like without a friend or a parent.... ah enough of this

black keys

just got back from the black keys show. it was dope. you should get the new record called attack and release its dope. dope. slowpoke. um, yea it sounds way different from their other stuff which is a fresh change, probably due to it being produced by danger mouse. its not hip hoppy though. ummm the drummer played a stylophone to an organ drum machine. it was dope.
also one of schuylers friends gave me the combined version of boris's dronevil final. its dope check it.
alcest:

love it. dude is goth as fuck.


just dont look behind the building or else youll find hella cloned mario'z

you want a second chance, then listen.

Twelve noon the Grand Coulee Dam, New Year's Day. 1964.

p.s. a little somethin for the haterz

pink floyd - atom heart mother the 16+ minute epic song (such a cop out of a word, this isnt just a song you fucks!) fucking fucks all of your mothers hard.

apparently kubrick wanted to use atom heart mother for a clockwork orange, i guess theres no way to know how exactly he wouldve used it but whatever ALEX!!!!!!! HATE ON HATERZ! ive heard that pink floyd wont allow their music to be used by anyone but them. whateva, they can do that shit cause they ball hard. but this wouldve been a better skate part to wish you were here: actually theyre both dope. i cant hate. moody blues tho, man theres another blog right there! heath kirchart! so dope. also dope: king crimson... holllllllld up.
get ripped and DO SHIT!


so hard
got hard
am hard
hard hard
problem
get soft
fuck it.
p.s. can we please stop discussing the integrity of scott herbert?
lets get muldoon a hella bomb introduction? ok:



jump back:
so i was wondering why this song:

made me think of king crimson (other than the reason it just had similar melodies).... anyway, check balls:
good movies are so sick, i love my bad movies but good movies are so so so... good! anyways that king crimson song epitaph sounds almost exactly like that mellow song. or that mellow song bit that king crimson song, HARD, lovers/haters! put a vocoder on greg lakes vocals and itd be on. oh man fripp and lake... so cool.

i had a dream about the man at giants graveyard singing us beach boys songs, i was at a concert and they were asking if anyone knew the lyrics to the beach boys song that is like "bust your bums and go sidewalk surfin with me" and i raised my hand to go rock the crowd, then i woke up. it was dope.

hilarious.

looking forward to sonically

taken from pitchfork's much longer list.

today the black keys album came out and that shit pops off for reals

04-08:
Clinic: Do It [Domino]
Jonathan Richman: Because Her Beauty Is Raw and Wild [Vapor]
Microphones: The Glow Pt. 2 (Reissue) [K]
MSTRKRFT: Remixes Vol. 1 [Last Gang]
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! [Anti-]
Torche: Meanderthal [Hydra Head]

04-15:
Air: Moon Safari: 10th Anniversary Edition [Astralwerks]
The Brian Jonestown Massacre: My Bloody Underground [A]
M83: Saturdays = Youth [Mute]
Portishead: Third [Island]

04-19 (Record Store Day):
whatever that means, the record store is dead. bum out.

04-22:
J. Spaceman/Sun City Girls: Mister Lonely: Music From a Film by Harmony Korine
Sonic Youth: SYR7 [SYR]

04-29:
Bun B: II Trill [Asylum]

05-06:

Animal Collective: Water Curses EP [Domino]
Black Moth Super Rainbow: "Zodiac Girl" 7" [Suicide Squeeze]
No Age: Nouns [Sub Pop]

05-13:
The Black Angels: Directions to See a Ghost [Light in the Attic]
Flying Lotus: Los Angeles [Warp]
Subtle: ExitingARM [Lex]

05-20:
Islands: Arm's Way [Anti-]
Scarlett Johansson: Anywhere I Lay My Head [Atco]
The VSS: Nervous Circuits reissue [Hydra Head]

05-27:
Ellen Allien: Sool [BPitch Control]
Midnight Juggernauts: Dystopia [Astralwerks] [North American release]
Mt. Eerie: Black Wooden Ceiling Opening EP [P.W. Elverum & Sun]
Odd Nosdam: Pretty Swell Explode [Anticon]

06-03:
David Banner: The Greatest Story Ever Told [SRC]
Ladytron: Velocifero [Nettwerk]
Spiritualized: Songs in A&E [Fontana/Spaceman Records]

6-10:
My Morning Jacket: Evil Urges [ATO]

06-17:
Silver Jews: Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea [Drag City]
Wolf Parade: Kissing the Beehive [Sub Pop]

May (EU) and June (U.S.):

The Notwist: The Devil, You + Me [Domino]

07-01:
RZA as Bobby Digital: Digi Snax [Koch]

07-22
Daft Punk: Electroma DVD [Vice]
whether you like daft punk or not this should be pretty tripped out

todd rundgren rulz