voices from a distant star

durr

heres a micro ep i recorded last spring, im going to start recording some new stuff before i leave the country but for now i give old things away today.
download it dummies

sorry you have to wait a minute for the download button to appear. i dont know how to share my stuffs. i can has chezburger?

gulp

why not

yz plz

durr

good movie

my friends find funny stuff!!!

mark found this:

miles found this:


chico gets it this weekend. lets see what kind of trouble some chico boiz can dig up.

deerhunter

oh god. best show ive seen since sacred hoop at the senator in chico when i was in high school with sean clint and james.
watch the wall and get fucked
this is the number one most played song on my itunes

although it is rivaled by ocean man by ween

this shit looks so awesome

but what the fuck is with the actors.

have you ever spent 200 dollars at chevys in emeryville? me mark grant and dorian have and i would love to do it again. CHEVYSSSSSS

dick dale slayed tail

just for m'memory

mamammary

fun with your bros

which reminds me

this is still the best website ever
carl lewis . com

uhhh

that man from lost is da musician man
lance reddick mon

this movie looks fuc kin g SICK!

the funny mexican boys

at my work said that there was a show called el chavo del ocho on spanish tv and mark was in it. i had to investigate.

happy ballsoween

flash the message

Lazy summer days
Like some decrepit land shark dumb luck squad dog lurk sicker diluted.
Last sturdy domino lean secluded.
Don't let stupid delusions lessen super-duty labor students dragnet lifer solutions.
Daddy loved sloppy dimension like son/daughter link.
Such determinated leopards.
Successfully disheveled.
Little soldiers developed like serpents despite life sentence ducking lemmings.
Some don't like sobriety's dirty lenses.
Some do.
Let sleeping dogs lie still.
Don't look so damn lackluster.
Suck defeat.
Lump sum damage?
Load, sample, delete.
Late Show, Dave Letterman, shitty diner lip slide, dutch.
Low self-discipline leaders see dead lung self-destruct.
Life sucks dickhead.
Lost summers display laminates showcasing divinity live, system definitive.
Liturgy soaked, depict lowly spectacular delight.

if you dont have the new itunes

download it. genius is killing my life right now in the best way ever. da genius iz on. halloween!!!!

i like truth

i got a tip for you

who wants to

take mushrooms and have a party under the sea with some mermaids

i do. but i probably shouldnt.

sometimes

things just feel great

Beach House: Used to Be from shoottheplayer on Vimeo.
the cliffs just ahead, better prepare for the fall.

guns n roses

fucking what!?!?!?

DUDE

seriousousously so hard for the new eagles of death metal. its soooooooo sick i love just hearin that man party. also not to get anyone excited but me and mark have a tv show comin out, so get hard on that. everythings great so im gonna love comin back to this post when everything sucks so i can remember that everything was once ALLLLLLLLright!

i would like to see this

neckface silly

Top 5 ways to bum out chicks
1. Tell them they're fat
2. Tell them you're sister died
3. Puke on them
4. Bark like a dog at them
5. Buy them 6 drinks all at once and have the bar tender tell them they're from you
-neckface

my phone doesnt work

i can get callz but i dont know who they are from. i cant text or read texts and cant call anyone. um so yea if you want to talk to me this is the best time to try to call me because without the caller id you will have the highest probability of me answering a call.
sky rockets in flight afternoon delight

elektroplankton for your iphone by brian eno!!!

the best video ever?

made by flying lotus and eric wareheim from oh i dont know TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW??!??!?!?!??!?

P.S.

its funny how far a conversation about paul rodriguez senior can take you

ok sweriously?

watch this entire thing, you wont think it will be as weird as it absolutely gets but it will.

siskel and ebert killed it.

i got an idea

it has to do with me, mark, a song, a video camera, paul rodriguez the comedian, sexual intercourse, a music video, and business hugs. pray for the fruition of this idea.

mark is messing with stuff

your loves affecting my reality

my favert

anatomy of a youtube cruise

one of my favorite things to do is cruise youtube. lets see how far i get today.
this cruise started with my friend sara sending me a video of a screaming frog
when going on a you cruise the related videos will always lead you to a golden golden treasure trove of videos like... THIS then this at this point im getting helllllllllla amped on frogz kids on you tube are hilarious. i wonder if these frogz enjoy all this screaming. lots of you tube users are funnier than their videos. here is where the cruise takes an interesting turn the video itself is nothing special but it leads me here labeled the most deadly animal on the earth. i have no idea why it is the most deadly animal on the earth or what in the fuck is so special about these frogs so i look to the comments and see a comment from jedimindtrickitis: "sounds like home mate! the most complex poisen in the world is from cone shells. its made up of thousands of poisens and no 2 are the same. scary shit. i dont know who said the frogs were more venemous than the box jellyfish, but they are crazy. the box jelly fish is unbiased death personified." hmmm jelly fish or cone shells.... what the fuck is a cone shell? what the fuck!!!!! dont touch the cone shell, now i want to know what a box jellyfish is and apparently it is something that makes this man crazy uhhhh @ 5:22 tractor beams and weird appendages. h-h-h-h-h-holy shIT weve entered no mans land here folks, the part of your youcruise where anything can happen... like THIS! dude the fat aussie bastard!!! oh god i gotta get outta here this guy looks like my dad i gotta go i gotta go oh god its like a choose your own adventure and im choosing all the wrong adventures ahhhh the sweet smell of success the sweet sound of absolute insanity. im bored lets go post this on garys myspace nice. hahahah hella funny. brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone coming back to reality did you know there is a rob lowe sex tape?

i think this is cool

m'thinkss

m'thinks my mind and my body are two different entities that are working very hard to destroy each other. so if my mind and my body are separate and i realize they are separate then what am i? am i in control of my mind and body or are my thoughts only allowed to make some decisions by their captors. either way which ever side wins the fatality is going to be awesome. FINISH HIM!

an infinitely tamer dream than usual

i had a dream last night where i worked in an insane like tropical themed restaurant but all the people that worked there were the same people i work with now, including the owner. so all night the owner is fucking with me because im just chillin drinking lemonade and at one point he wants me to break an egg over my head and get all the sauce into a cup for a customer. i stand there for a minute and say fuck that and throw it at the wall across the room, it breaks through the sheet rock of the wall leaving a gigantic hole and then it breaks emptying its yolky goo into the wall space. charlie (the owner) gets up and yells "FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES IM THROUGH IM FUCKIN THROUGH!" and runs outside, he is followed by a couple other parties of people. charlie was not happy and he fired me and some other fools. i was ok with it, until he broke out the fog machines and the strobe lights and the list of bands that were playing at the restaurant and the limited edition horkey prints that were commissioned for the restaurant and charles wouldnt talk to me about any of it. in the end i was on a roadtrip with the busboys eduardo and lisandro and we were in need of a car mechanic and we walked into the scene from waynes world 2 where charlton heston is the gas station man.

vangelis dod

prince of wandz

SOUND,DNA,CROP CIRCLES,2012

bakshi

nick cave is the coolest man ever

#1 member of the proud to be a dude crew. more on this later.

i woke up alive this morning

bummer. but im still waiting to find out i got sucked into an alternate black hole dimension.

mike hamm's chillin

IN SPACE

if we survive the night

im making a time machine to go get phil lynotts butt


gary moore is pretty cool too, but mark can have him, hes bad.

armageddon mixtape

hank williams - i dont care if tomorrow never comes
flying burrito bros - sin city
ernest tubb - tomorrow never comes

help me think of more music to bum out to during our last hours. we only have 1 day left!
also i will be watching:
end of days, event horizon, and the black hole if anyone wants to chill

past present future tense

past:
only a couple centuries too late idiots
present:
bunk bed loungin
future:
1 day from now we all will die by being sucked into a man made black hole. quit your jobs, shoot your guns, do whatever it is youve always wanted to do because the universe gets reset to 0.0.00 in a matter of heartbeats.


yea dude its goin down!

play em all

boys night out!!!

ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c a rap song by john

mark when im sleepin on the bottom bunk of our bed
i cant help but think about what our lives would be like if we had never met.
the way you clean your bike
and wear that beanie white
when you listen to the islands and i say i hate it
i really love it like i love you and i hate to say it
when i drink that 3 month old 2 liter i do it for you dad
cause the face you make when youre sick is bad real bad super bad BAD

ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
ridin fixies feelin so free
ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
together forever until eternity

i saw this last night

coolest shit i ever seen

rip van wastell

this is crazy. you really can just die at any moment. live it up.

dude found

the ZODIAC KILLER?!?!?!?! it was his DAD?!!?!??!

me and mark and the moon

theres something special brewin in oakland. just wait. this is the theme song to this special mischief

marks civic achievements

apparently if you check the chico california wiki under miscellaneous hes in there too. marks famous!

so PSYCHED

on thursday and then deerhunter and nin on friday. then santa cruz with pat and hammer salmer and maybe fern and then ikea with mark and salmer hammer on sun.
oh yea chico boys went off this last weekend. oakland has scars from laughter.

i want to

start a bar with grant called 10 forward, its based on the bar on the uss enterprise from a little show you might have heard of called STAR TREK. its only lit by black lights and the waitresses wear godzilla boots and the barbacks have bright yellow mowhawks and wear trill shades kind of like these guyz well have pretty cool space age bands play and only serve space age drankz.


dude worf thinks prune juice is a warriors drink!! AHAHAHAHA
most of the money will be spent on woopie goldberg as the bartender

i also want to start a restaurant where everyone wears star shades.


this movie looks tight


oh yea p.s.
COPYRIGHT TRADEMARK ALL THE ABOVE SHIT

um...

the new deerhunter

is awesome!

robbiez hella fuckin funny, duh.

IDEAFACTORY

for those who missed it

me and mark are bad boys

bleu hol

the blue hole!!!
sometimes there are places in this world that are beyond description...

funniest mon ever!

these guys party

white boy grooves!

your words are meaningless

the rustling of the leaves is the only language that makes any sense.

isnt this how everyone does it?

How Slugs Make Love

r we bad boys?

me and mark are going to hell

MARK BOTILL'S BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY!!!!!!!

he deserves the best. LETS GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!
for those who dont know what to expect:

no wordz

woh

ultimate playlistz

companion piece

to mr mister

FOREIGNERRRRRRRR!

oh bro

mr mister is my fav


the video for kansas dust in the wind embodies every dream and aspiration i have ever held close to my heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkbdP7sq0w8

thanks to grant

for reminding me how sick this song is


i hope to god mark is still alive. i hope squirrel is safe somewhere. im so worried.

mark botill says

this is an enlightened beast

me and my bro are having a slam off

who will win. who will die.
for skateboardering.
i didnt fall today

dood this is gonna be absolutely the best movie ever

this snake was really hungry!

but he got a mouthful of sticky icky. stupid snake.

gulp!

yum.

just a 360 flip adventure

definitely one of my favorite songs

me on internets

my famous quotes
me depressed
my baby
tapped out and mana fucked

me n mark are BAD

seriously

hella funny
Mash Up

this is gonna be so awesome

los angeles

well i guess you could say i survived another journey to the the freaky freaky dream land that is los angeles. ive never felt so fucked up, in some way that i cant even find a word for, while driving back to oakland with robbie. ive felt more physically fucked up and ive felt more emotionally fucked up but this is some grey area of fucked up feeling. maybe it was the drugs and alcohol in my system being baptized by mcdonalds.
LA is the strangest place ever, where people make (a lot of) money off of fantasy made real out of plastic. whatever, its a fun place to go off with your friends, id rather live in space though.
beware:
post op transexuals, they have vaginas but they are men.
piano bars in hollywood, they have gay man prowlers ready to sing you motown songs til you look the other way and get roofied.
no smoking anywhere in downtown burbank.
dead bodies on malibu beaches.
trollie women.
the ruins (unrated) on mushrooms.
strange triangles.

thanks to everyone that contributed to the having of good times.

big balinas balls and peanuts

boomshoggalogga says it best with:
I'm definitely buying this one. This chick is hot and I want her feet all over my balls and face.

me in about 10 years

yaaaaaaa big hands

hi

i wish i had bioluminescent photophores


uhhhhhh
GIant Squid?

i dont know much about baseball

but i like this guy

the hierarchy of wolves?

i dont know about that yet.

rgb and the 100 day insect

every color we see is made up of a combination of red green and blue, white is a combination of all of the colors, black is devoid of all color. i wonder what colors other beings see. i bet they have some fucked up color wheels our brains cant even understand.

crickets live for 100 days, some chinese dudes breed crickets to fight, theyre like gladiators. the chinese man feeds them strange cricket gladiator food then makes them mate so they get all that hormone stank all over themselves then they FIGHT to mortal kombat music.
this has been dr steve brule for your health.

at first i was gonna call this "bee slaughter party"

but now its just "life sucks"

i present to you

pigbin josh

happy birthday america

if you havent listened to this album you should

like, duh.

LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!

i am.....
a silly silly boy

THE SEXQUINOX IS REAL

NO JOKE, no one will ever realize how real the sexquinox has just been. welcome to saturday faggots.

k so

nevermind

hey dummies

sup havent posted in a while but let me tell you that some real shit has been happening in this life lately.
workin so hard. baby sittin baby botill. drankin. playin HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA video games. takin weird drugs. i think my memory is so fucked up right now. i lose my keys my cigs my lighter i lose everything every second of the day. right now squirrel friend is at my house i think me and botill are going to get the brown town pound crown tonight but seriously i think she is just in love with botill so hard and she is just making him jealous. actually for sure they are making out right now... HILARIOUS. so um yea nevermind about the brown town pound crown. i guess im just gonna get really drunk by my self and play final fantasy 12 revenant wings by my self in my loser corner while retards are pound town brown crowning in the player corner. fuck. whatever. hatin. check retard idiots blog downtopound.blogspot.com. i am listening to lil weezy misunderstood right now and botill stops makin out with his squirrel friend to say " stop talking about crack cocaine nigger " and now they are making out again. ok so bun b ugk young buck and lil weeezy thats the real shit right now. brown town pound crown new king BOTILL MARK MARK BOTILL hes now doing that david cross choke out thing "ey baby aw baby" those in the know, know what the fuck is going on. im so SO SO SOSOSOOSOSOS sure that mark is gonna penetrate that pink ass lil squrrel ass tonight. no doubt. NO FUCKING doubt. mr sharpton. i love lil wayne. i am an alien.

o m f g

i fuckin love mark botill. mark botill is in my house right now. apparently he lives in the bay area now.
i work all week til friday night 1230 sharp im gonna legitimately hippy flip then were gonna phucket bucket. i love everything right now. marks pet dog is soooooooo fucking cute. what the fuck is happening. work is gonna suck this week im gonna miss that sweet botill man all day long.

what up slimer

for those who dont know already if we are the ghostbusters then bianca is our slimer

oh my god this is funny

play all of these at the same time
World's Scariest Laugh
World's Scariest Laugh
World's Scariest Laugh
World's Scariest Laugh

spacemind

fucking PLEASE let me do this.

r dubs

damn dude the real world went off tonight. fuckin later greg, dipshit. as melodramatic as joey can be i still think hes a super cool dude and that everyone in that house is retarded except for sarah who is making daddy need to nut.

wait

this is the video i meant to post

ugh

i been listening to some bright eyes again lately. its weird how music can remind you of different shit in your life, just the sound reverberating some lost memories off the ceiling of your drug encrusted brain, like some mental stalactite or something. i dont know, i like bright eyes, it was reminding me of going swimming with sean at suicide, falling in love with girls, fighting with girls, feeling fucking insane, growing up, drinking alot (in a different way that i am drinking alot now), swimming at midnight during full moons, it reminded me of a lot of shit and it felt kinda good. right on bright eyes.
in a couple years ill probably listen to slayer and it will remind me of this time in my life, probably this song:

the only skate part ill ever have?

the grappa demon

just got out of an insane dinner with my parents. look up grappa and find out what planet im on right now.
later!

hey this is ootie mullins and im goin back in time to 1992

ootie mullins has a vlog
probably the best news ever.

i love

jack cruisin the a.m. blasted on oxys listening to gouge away kickin down doors.
what the fuck. LOCKE?!??!?!?
p.s.
what the hell is this shit

rl wrld

dude... this is the description for this weeks real world:
From near fist-fights to makeout sessions -- this week the roomies are all over the drama map as they have their biggest fight yet followed by everyone stripping down and jumping in the hot tub.

huh.
will seriously shouldve beaten gregs ass, dude is stupid. i would get kicked off of a tv show for beating gregs ass no questions asked. ummmm everyone is sooooo stupid on this show EXCEPT for joey. joey is one of the coolest dudes ive ever seen WHEN HE IS SOBER, please joey stay sober you are the super coolest dude ever, remember when you decided not to go drink and you instead got a facial cleansing mask with kim and sarah? that was oh so so so sweet of you. no one in that house except for probably sarah gives a FU UCK about your problems dude why do you call them your family!?|!??!? whatever sarah is a dummy too just cause you have a loser boyfriend doesnt make you smarter or better than every other dumb loser in this world. highlight of this episode was not the fight but the mass nude hot tub party where BRIANNA made out with GREG!!! OH MY GOD. i think fuckin kim made out with greg too. weird.
joey comes back next week, thank god.

i wish i was watching lost.

josh hartnett

i was wondering what it would look like if me and james could jump into each other and we would become one person. i think this is pretty accurate.

+

=

hey dummy

ididntknowicouldntdothat

calvin broadus
stage name
vaudville
in case yu wor curois
lover ap
siopress hill doobies

peenny wather mandrake

so addicted

me and robbie have been getting caught up on this season of real world hollywood, and how can i say this... it fucking rules. so much drama, every single person on this show is so retardedly self absorbed but somehow they find a way at the end of each episode to squash their beefs so that the next episode can be chock full of some ridiculous shit.
so now that joey has been taken off to rehab for alcolholism i feel that there is a puzzle piece in my heart for the real world. i feel like a big piece the drama pie has been gobbled up, what are the other real worlders gonna have to make a fuss over if joey isnt runnin around threatening women and hittin shit. well my worries were put to bed real quick because dave and greg have this on going fuckin squabble, dave seems like an alright dude except i hate his dead men t-shirt that he always wears and greg is a fucking bitch. ive never seen anyone so in love with himself. male models are LAME. greg has been putting weird shit in the other roomies beds while theyre not around like bloody napkins and stuff, dude is a freak. the last straw was when greg stole sarahs new victoria secret underwear and hid them, everyone knew it was greg but he swore he didnt do it, until he was drunk at the club and told will he did do it. will got so pissed that he got head from gregs girlfriend reva. SO SICK! fuckin DRAMAAAAAA. i think on the next episode will is gonna kill greg. at least i hope. will is tight he makes beats, sticky fingaz wants him to produce a beat for his new album. congratulations will. hmmm oh yea sarahs boyfriend came into town and got completely owned by greg like a BITCH. sarah and kimberly are fucking BITCHES i seriously want to hit both of their stupid faces and shut them up, but kim and daves hook ups are getting hotter and hotter. last but not least brianna, you are a stripper, you beat your boyfriend up so badly that he charged you with assault, you are from philly, you suck just as much as everyone else on the show and i love you for it.

what is wrong with george lucas

is george lucas retarded? does george lucas have dementia? is george lucas gay? george lucas sucks. fuck george lucas.
thanks for turning something so amazingly cool into a hilarious joke. spielberg.. be ashamed, dummy. shia labouf is stupid too.
dont get me wrong i liked the indiana jones movie, but only cause it wasnt an indiana jones movie it was just another movie that was so bad it was good and had the cast of the indiana jones movies in it.

LET THE SUMMER BLOG WARS BEGIN

james already won. hes like michael jordan or something, like how youll always know who michael jordan was even if he doesnt play basketball anymore, ill always think james dropped the atomic blog of the summer with his last couple posts whether he blogs ever again or not.
ps
i cant wait to see marks weiner in person

deadline met

almost thurr

ey mane.

strange world

whoever is doing the art direction for the new zero shit is tight. i am definitely feelin it.

r.i.p.

this goes out to seans king of wishful thinking video. who knows how long its been gone for but i miss it. if there is a god he will upload it to my computer from heaven tonight.

i love patrick swayze!

clint is in so much trouble right now

everyone shut up

Ice

its all about this song on repeat right now

boomp3.com
from nine inch nails - the slip
free from NIN website

yup

another rough draft for yalls
boomp3.com
i gotta get 10 minutes or so of this shit and put it all together for my sound design class by.... next week.

happy trails bros

old songs gettin done up

k so i just started recording digitally. im gonna record all my old shit nice quality so i can start workin on new stuff that probably wont sound like this, but probably will actually cause i am a big ol dummy.
here is a rough draft
boomp3.com

do you have my p-ness inside you?

hey im johnny p-ness and i just want to let you know that everyones got a little p-ness inside them.
good day.

pugs humping

special treat

yea baby yea!

laughing like a likkle bweigh

"remember in scanners when that dudes head exploded?"


SOMEONE TELL THE LEAF BLOWER MAN TO SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF OR IM GOING TO MELT HIS FUCKING FACE!

wurk

i just got off my first day at m'new job at pizziola or something like that. it was tight i guess. workin at the bar runnin around constantly its kinda hecticcc. all i know is that my dad said not to get too comfortable working at a bar in a restaurant because the lifestyle is fun and the next thing you know years of your life have passed by and youre slanging hash crossing state lines going to prison. huh, i thought it was just a job.
cant stop listening to neurosis.


definitely representing oakland.

am i...

being hasty in asking the question, "cool kids, kidz in the hall, whats the difference?". maybe. all i know is that this el-p remix gets hard

taken from el-p's blog
also
looking for a present to get me? go here

wonderin what i been up to?

get at me, im in my screening room phase.

just some top fives

haack: king of techno, be here to love me, gg allin hated, dig, pink floyd live at pompeii
jerry hsu bag of suck, heath kirchart this is emerica, john cardiel sight unseen, marc johnson man down, nick trepasso suffer the joy
in no particular order
also andrew reynolds has an automatic spot above number 1
ellington to slayer or danzig
ave in photosynthesis
renaud in mosaic
poppalardo!
carrol virtual reality
rowley
ahhhhh
so many

i change my head

Before you split house-train the body you leave behind
there’s only one voice you can count on to keep you down
skin the bees and stripe the ceiling where you wake up
cuz all that movement under cover
is just bad luck

is it wrong for me to be so hard for autolux?

no.

what the fuck

get me hard!

just got out of iron man

and it was not even close to being as bad as i thought it was going to be. it was fun as fuck.

i have

a racing stripe down my pubes from slamming on my belly. my fuckin body hurts. my white whale is out there.

some movies i would like to watch with you

skate weekend

damn son. hardest skate weekend in a while for me but the most fun as well. me hamm fern dogger or i mean snoopfrog@dsl.com and waylon SHRRRRRRRREDDDED the bay area to SHRRRRRRREEEDDDDSZZZZ. fernie did some tricks i aint never seen before and i took 2 of the second hardest slams ive ever taken before. its ALLLLLLL good though. fern dog does not dig on littles or smalls and all them loud bitches at pizza man can shut up so the spotlight can shine on that asian man chompin on noodz. little child, runnin wild.
love,
simba

lets get hard and go skateboard