Friday, May 23, 2008

what is wrong with george lucas

is george lucas retarded? does george lucas have dementia? is george lucas gay? george lucas sucks. fuck george lucas.
thanks for turning something so amazingly cool into a hilarious joke. spielberg.. be ashamed, dummy. shia labouf is stupid too.
dont get me wrong i liked the indiana jones movie, but only cause it wasnt an indiana jones movie it was just another movie that was so bad it was good and had the cast of the indiana jones movies in it.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

LET THE SUMMER BLOG WARS BEGIN

james already won. hes like michael jordan or something, like how youll always know who michael jordan was even if he doesnt play basketball anymore, ill always think james dropped the atomic blog of the summer with his last couple posts whether he blogs ever again or not.
ps
i cant wait to see marks weiner in person

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008

strange world





whoever is doing the art direction for the new zero shit is tight. i am definitely feelin it.

r.i.p.

this goes out to seans king of wishful thinking video. who knows how long its been gone for but i miss it. if there is a god he will upload it to my computer from heaven tonight.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

i love patrick swayze!

clint is in so much trouble right now

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Friday, May 16, 2008

its all about this song on repeat right now

boomp3.com
from nine inch nails - the slip
free from NIN website

Thursday, May 15, 2008

yup

another rough draft for yalls
boomp3.com
i gotta get 10 minutes or so of this shit and put it all together for my sound design class by.... next week.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

happy trails bros

old songs gettin done up

k so i just started recording digitally. im gonna record all my old shit nice quality so i can start workin on new stuff that probably wont sound like this, but probably will actually cause i am a big ol dummy.
here is a rough draft
boomp3.com

Monday, May 12, 2008

do you have my p-ness inside you?

hey im johnny p-ness and i just want to let you know that everyones got a little p-ness inside them.
good day.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

pugs humping




special treat

Thursday, May 8, 2008

yea baby yea!

laughing like a likkle bweigh


"remember in scanners when that dudes head exploded?"


SOMEONE TELL THE LEAF BLOWER MAN TO SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF OR IM GOING TO MELT HIS FUCKING FACE!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

wurk

i just got off my first day at m'new job at pizziola or something like that. it was tight i guess. workin at the bar runnin around constantly its kinda hecticcc. all i know is that my dad said not to get too comfortable working at a bar in a restaurant because the lifestyle is fun and the next thing you know years of your life have passed by and youre slanging hash crossing state lines going to prison. huh, i thought it was just a job.
cant stop listening to neurosis.


definitely representing oakland.

am i...

being hasty in asking the question, "cool kids, kidz in the hall, whats the difference?". maybe. all i know is that this el-p remix gets hard

taken from el-p's blog
also
looking for a present to get me? go here

wonderin what i been up to?


get at me, im in my screening room phase.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

just some top fives

haack: king of techno, be here to love me, gg allin hated, dig, pink floyd live at pompeii
jerry hsu bag of suck, heath kirchart this is emerica, john cardiel sight unseen, marc johnson man down, nick trepasso suffer the joy
in no particular order
also andrew reynolds has an automatic spot above number 1
ellington to slayer or danzig
ave in photosynthesis
renaud in mosaic
poppalardo!
carrol virtual reality
rowley
ahhhhh
so many

Friday, May 2, 2008

i change my head

Before you split house-train the body you leave behind
there’s only one voice you can count on to keep you down
skin the bees and stripe the ceiling where you wake up
cuz all that movement under cover
is just bad luck

is it wrong for me to be so hard for autolux?

no.

what the fuck

get me hard!

just got out of iron man

and it was not even close to being as bad as i thought it was going to be. it was fun as fuck.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

i have

a racing stripe down my pubes from slamming on my belly. my fuckin body hurts. my white whale is out there.

Monday, April 28, 2008

some movies i would like to watch with you

skate weekend

damn son. hardest skate weekend in a while for me but the most fun as well. me hamm fern dogger or i mean snoopfrog@dsl.com and waylon SHRRRRRRRREDDDED the bay area to SHRRRRRRREEEDDDDSZZZZ. fernie did some tricks i aint never seen before and i took 2 of the second hardest slams ive ever taken before. its ALLLLLLL good though. fern dog does not dig on littles or smalls and all them loud bitches at pizza man can shut up so the spotlight can shine on that asian man chompin on noodz. little child, runnin wild.
love,
simba

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

i wish

my cat was here

dream things

listen to this song! what an outro
it would be pretty nice if the things in my dreams were real because then 2 days later after ive forgotten the things in my dreams were just dream things i wouldnt be sitting here trying to remember the dream things like they were real things.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

gonna get it pt. 2


zooey deschanel is GONNA GET IT!

dude!

grant just told me what being rick rolled means and its so amazing! i want to rick roll everything

Monday, April 21, 2008

going to get it!

sarah chalke
and li bing bing
are going to get it!
coming soon stories of lunesta the green butterfly and joeseph kittenger the first man to break the speed of sound without a vehicle.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

one hundred and oneth post!

heres to second best, friends.

stars of the lid

me and schuyler went to see my teacher christopher willits open up for the stars of the lid tonight and it blew my fucking brains out. i felt high and on another planet afterwards. if these are some side effects to listening to/watching the performance of music you might enjoy, then please, i beg you to go see these musicians, you wont be sorry.

Apr 17 2008 8:00P
HOLOCENE W/Christopher Willits PORTLAND,OR.
Apr 18 2008 8:00P
TRIPLE DOOR W/Christopher Willits SEATTLE,WA.

there are a lot more but i dont know anyone who lives in any of those places. stars of the lid myspace
this is from last night at the echoplex

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Monday, April 14, 2008

Saturday, April 12, 2008

one for the RAL books

hmm. let me put this the best way i can right now.
we had to make our way through the clogged arteries of the city to shed our old skin for the fresh road ahead. straight out of the dirty womb of the city we spilled into the countryside of the bay area, a land untouched by the grime of urban life, the rolling green hills gave us to the truth of the mouth of the sea where the test of our minds and inner selves was to take place. eyes open to the daylight crescent moons and the sacred geometry that came with it the test had begun. after solving puzzles of zeldaish difficulty we survived the trip unscathed and better for it.
the lesson learned: dont embark on a journey that you dont have enough gas to return from. literally and metaphorically speaking.
april 11th 2008 is a moment in retarded ass loser history that will not soon be forgotten.
p.s. stinson beach has no gas station within miles of it and if me or robbie are ever back in that podunk town again were going to burn it down.
p.s.s. we owe our buttz to that galaxy grey honda sittin outside robbie.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

notorious g.o.d.

if you dont like paperrad then let this change your mind





PAPERRAD!