P.S.

its funny how far a conversation about paul rodriguez senior can take you

ok sweriously?

watch this entire thing, you wont think it will be as weird as it absolutely gets but it will.

siskel and ebert killed it.

i got an idea

it has to do with me, mark, a song, a video camera, paul rodriguez the comedian, sexual intercourse, a music video, and business hugs. pray for the fruition of this idea.

mark is messing with stuff

your loves affecting my reality

my favert

anatomy of a youtube cruise

one of my favorite things to do is cruise youtube. lets see how far i get today.
this cruise started with my friend sara sending me a video of a screaming frog
when going on a you cruise the related videos will always lead you to a golden golden treasure trove of videos like... THIS then this at this point im getting helllllllllla amped on frogz kids on you tube are hilarious. i wonder if these frogz enjoy all this screaming. lots of you tube users are funnier than their videos. here is where the cruise takes an interesting turn the video itself is nothing special but it leads me here labeled the most deadly animal on the earth. i have no idea why it is the most deadly animal on the earth or what in the fuck is so special about these frogs so i look to the comments and see a comment from jedimindtrickitis: "sounds like home mate! the most complex poisen in the world is from cone shells. its made up of thousands of poisens and no 2 are the same. scary shit. i dont know who said the frogs were more venemous than the box jellyfish, but they are crazy. the box jelly fish is unbiased death personified." hmmm jelly fish or cone shells.... what the fuck is a cone shell? what the fuck!!!!! dont touch the cone shell, now i want to know what a box jellyfish is and apparently it is something that makes this man crazy uhhhh @ 5:22 tractor beams and weird appendages. h-h-h-h-h-holy shIT weve entered no mans land here folks, the part of your youcruise where anything can happen... like THIS! dude the fat aussie bastard!!! oh god i gotta get outta here this guy looks like my dad i gotta go i gotta go oh god its like a choose your own adventure and im choosing all the wrong adventures ahhhh the sweet smell of success the sweet sound of absolute insanity. im bored lets go post this on garys myspace nice. hahahah hella funny. brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone coming back to reality did you know there is a rob lowe sex tape?

i think this is cool

m'thinkss

m'thinks my mind and my body are two different entities that are working very hard to destroy each other. so if my mind and my body are separate and i realize they are separate then what am i? am i in control of my mind and body or are my thoughts only allowed to make some decisions by their captors. either way which ever side wins the fatality is going to be awesome. FINISH HIM!

an infinitely tamer dream than usual

i had a dream last night where i worked in an insane like tropical themed restaurant but all the people that worked there were the same people i work with now, including the owner. so all night the owner is fucking with me because im just chillin drinking lemonade and at one point he wants me to break an egg over my head and get all the sauce into a cup for a customer. i stand there for a minute and say fuck that and throw it at the wall across the room, it breaks through the sheet rock of the wall leaving a gigantic hole and then it breaks emptying its yolky goo into the wall space. charlie (the owner) gets up and yells "FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES IM THROUGH IM FUCKIN THROUGH!" and runs outside, he is followed by a couple other parties of people. charlie was not happy and he fired me and some other fools. i was ok with it, until he broke out the fog machines and the strobe lights and the list of bands that were playing at the restaurant and the limited edition horkey prints that were commissioned for the restaurant and charles wouldnt talk to me about any of it. in the end i was on a roadtrip with the busboys eduardo and lisandro and we were in need of a car mechanic and we walked into the scene from waynes world 2 where charlton heston is the gas station man.

vangelis dod

prince of wandz

SOUND,DNA,CROP CIRCLES,2012

bakshi

nick cave is the coolest man ever

#1 member of the proud to be a dude crew. more on this later.

i woke up alive this morning

bummer. but im still waiting to find out i got sucked into an alternate black hole dimension.

mike hamm's chillin

IN SPACE

if we survive the night

im making a time machine to go get phil lynotts butt


gary moore is pretty cool too, but mark can have him, hes bad.

armageddon mixtape

hank williams - i dont care if tomorrow never comes
flying burrito bros - sin city
ernest tubb - tomorrow never comes

help me think of more music to bum out to during our last hours. we only have 1 day left!
also i will be watching:
end of days, event horizon, and the black hole if anyone wants to chill

past present future tense

past:
only a couple centuries too late idiots
present:
bunk bed loungin
future:
1 day from now we all will die by being sucked into a man made black hole. quit your jobs, shoot your guns, do whatever it is youve always wanted to do because the universe gets reset to 0.0.00 in a matter of heartbeats.


yea dude its goin down!

play em all

boys night out!!!

ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c a rap song by john

mark when im sleepin on the bottom bunk of our bed
i cant help but think about what our lives would be like if we had never met.
the way you clean your bike
and wear that beanie white
when you listen to the islands and i say i hate it
i really love it like i love you and i hate to say it
when i drink that 3 month old 2 liter i do it for you dad
cause the face you make when youre sick is bad real bad super bad BAD

ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
ridin fixies feelin so free
ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
together forever until eternity

i saw this last night

coolest shit i ever seen

rip van wastell

this is crazy. you really can just die at any moment. live it up.

dude found

the ZODIAC KILLER?!?!?!?! it was his DAD?!!?!??!

me and mark and the moon

theres something special brewin in oakland. just wait. this is the theme song to this special mischief

marks civic achievements

apparently if you check the chico california wiki under miscellaneous hes in there too. marks famous!

so PSYCHED

on thursday and then deerhunter and nin on friday. then santa cruz with pat and hammer salmer and maybe fern and then ikea with mark and salmer hammer on sun.
oh yea chico boys went off this last weekend. oakland has scars from laughter.

i want to

start a bar with grant called 10 forward, its based on the bar on the uss enterprise from a little show you might have heard of called STAR TREK. its only lit by black lights and the waitresses wear godzilla boots and the barbacks have bright yellow mowhawks and wear trill shades kind of like these guyz well have pretty cool space age bands play and only serve space age drankz.


dude worf thinks prune juice is a warriors drink!! AHAHAHAHA
most of the money will be spent on woopie goldberg as the bartender

i also want to start a restaurant where everyone wears star shades.


this movie looks tight


oh yea p.s.
COPYRIGHT TRADEMARK ALL THE ABOVE SHIT

um...

the new deerhunter

is awesome!

robbiez hella fuckin funny, duh.

IDEAFACTORY

for those who missed it

me and mark are bad boys

bleu hol

the blue hole!!!
sometimes there are places in this world that are beyond description...

funniest mon ever!

these guys party

white boy grooves!

your words are meaningless

the rustling of the leaves is the only language that makes any sense.

isnt this how everyone does it?

How Slugs Make Love

r we bad boys?

me and mark are going to hell

MARK BOTILL'S BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY!!!!!!!

he deserves the best. LETS GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!
for those who dont know what to expect: