foxz rule

valpo skate o

boats 'n hoes from Fredrik Nilson on Vimeo.

mark like baby cryings

ps

that is a belt buckle of the columbia space shuttle.....

mark has a FUCKING girlfriend

this is marks netflix que

i like this, ALOT

gilberts dream!!!!!!!

dude

mark loves gambling sooo much. on his netflix que is hella movies about gambling, on his iphone he has a dice game, he just got a book from amazon dot com about gambling, and hes listening to the gambler right now.
GAMBLINGGGGGGG!

beethoven

beethoven is twisted cause these dudes want to test out bullets that explode on beethovens big skull. that is a really weird thing to put in a kids movie with charles grodin. i think charles grodin is a really strange man cause he was in clifford, problem child, and a lot of other twisted movies.
bye bye

lets

get this fuckin party started bros! theres no time to waste. prepare, this summers gonna be a good one. this summer spaghettaboutit.

yall dont know!

how fast im bout to monetize this mothafuckin shit. gotta make billz for tha winter son!

hey yall

this movie is going to rule!

hey so i am definitely coming home at midnight on april 7th due to matters of life going on, but the show must continue so who wants to pick me up from sfo airport the night of the 6th the morning of the 7th. the more the merrier.

open invitations

this is an open invitation to anyone who wants to come to brazil in may and watch this movie with me

then we come back to the states on may 25th and have a great "usa fucking rules 20 big ass titties" party, thats 10 hot chicks bro, 10.

heres the thing

how do we get everyone back to chico kickin it at garys moms house for good? the way i see it chico is the island from lost, everyones tryin to get the fuck up out of there, but to quote a certain bad daD "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" am i jack trying to get us all back together for one of the greatest decisions of our collective lives? or am i going to have to locke myself to get everyone back to chico so we can freakin kick it at garys moms house watching mtv all day, maybe going to aca taco, definitely watching clint do standup, smoking weed and having sean act like hes our dad and he caught us getting high so we have to try to act sober, rusty shackleford, mad sodas. the birth of retarded ass loser history is there and i think its time for us to go home. lets go home guys, lets go home.
p.s.
whos ben?
p.s.s. i want to be 40 and still watching mtv reruns of next at garys moms house ok?
p.s.s.s. would it be weird if i tried to buy garys moms house?

ive

ive never been closer to ending it all in the name of fun! so excuse me while i light this spliff from reality i got to take a lift.
ps
some guy stuck his hand in my pocket to steal shit from me last night but HA HA there was nothing there motherfucker, im pretty sure i was 8 seconds from murdering him none the less.
k see you later dads im going to bed for a couple days.

hay guys

valerie and her week of wonders is awesome


watchmen... it was pretty cool too.
what about the scene from talladega nights where ricky bobby says grace to lil baby jesus. price less.

congratulations are due

i just want to throw out there that michael hamm has posted one of the best blog posts of all blog history check it out chicky chicky chicky at all the whales horses

this is what its about

i need

to know what mark is doing at all times of the day, i dont think he checks his myspace anymore. im worried about him. i think hes hanging out with all sorts of girls and having all sorts of fun without me. if i could astral project i would project myself back to the bunk bed.

ive got issues

and my issues have issues too. my dreams suck. i suck.

yesz plesz

the same reason

i think this song is cool now great dj is probably tthe same reason i think aerosmith is the best band out there right now.

ihaveadream and it came true

nascar cafe

hye

hey im workin on a megamixxx of songs about wanting to die. excited? me too.
check this description of a hostel in santiago chile
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Reading this lines U've just found Ur Mental Home away from Home! Roberto (the 1st backpacker of da house)and his metrosexuals perfect english speaking managers coming right from the other side of the planet just for U are waiting for you!!! What for? To destroy Ur liver getting party on our lethal BBQs, to fly tandem paragliding (the owner is pilot but please don't fly with him), to go surfing with sea-lions (ask the gay swiss manager for his board, he accept extrem-sex payment), to punish U on paintball tournaments or just to relaxxx!! An open mind hostel (we actually accept Frenchies and Israelists!!!) which every rooms (even dorms) include mini-refigerator, TV-cable and private bathrooms with hot water 24 hrs a day. We also offer no damned scheduled breakfast (up to 12:00), no curfew as well, kitchen facilities (if U want to commit suicide), a common space in a hammock graffitis painted patio with beer-pong table (if U want to loose) and a friendly and very single staff to take care of you to to give U any information about what to do in Arica. About the location?2 km away from city center in the middle of a typical neighbourhood, usefull to know the real Chile. When U arrive, contact us to pick U up from da bus station or just take any cab and we will deduce it from Ur bill.

Hurry up!!! the party staff is waiting for U!!!

omar salazar

is king shit.
i want to hear da new black lipz

this is going to rule

um rule #1

if a man invites you into a bar for free drinks, do not go, they are not free and you are about to get ripped off by 2 hookers and a pimp.

is this real? really real?

i dont believe it

does

anyone really realize how insane this part is? something i saw reminded me of this the other day and it seriously is so much fIRE!!!!!

like, what the fuck mane

woah

dude.

dylan rieder is soooooo tight!

fuck reality

fuck reality!

dude. what!?

bruce springsteen rulz!
and
what the fuk! so rad!

taken from this pitchfork article

thin lizzy

is the best

dead to this world bury me now

oh man im freakin hung Overr. i want to eat so much fucking pizza from round table and watch step brothers about 20 times. my favorite movies: 1. billy madison 2. total recall 3. step brothers 4. the illustrated man 5. cabin fever.
hey clint im on day 15 bud, im killin it! literally.

i particularly like this one

rubiks woman blowing blue furry mans brains out

LANDWOLF

whitewhalez

hella epic

vangelis smokin epics

voices of a distant star

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

nothing