if youve got a big thirst

and youre gay
Schmitt's Gay Beer-Adam Sandler and Chris Farley

pretty chill electronics

http://forrestmims.com/

this song is pretty chill

day n night

james sent me funny stuffs

i love collegggggge!!!!!!

ps

james blackshaw turns the wilderness of chico into straight magic

i like to ride my bike

and listen to black moth super rainbow.
james taught me how to do tricks on my bike.
summer is gonna rule

just to let you know

me and waylon are in the intro to ask the phelper, everytime you want to see phelps you will see US!
wlallalalenberg

whos famous

days like this

make me forget about the ggb

nothing but poppy seeds

and rain.



and frito pies.

can i just say

that this song rulz

people all over the world are cheering for monsters vs aliens

for michale ham





good news cigarette juice. give me 6 beds and 7 days!

today has been pretty chill

went skinny dippin in a lake lit by candles, woke up next to an indian, played zombie hooker nightmare and meowcenaries, bought hellllllllllllllllllllllla liquor with my mom, took pictures of squirrelz, mastered the art of puppetry, i can haz and did haz chezbrgr. up next, riding bike through magic forest to skatepark, scheming on how to be funnier, wittier, better at magic, faster, not slower.
ta ta
when is salmon, salMAN man saman! when is SAMAN coming back to chico? im scared nervous anxious not more afraid of zombies than gay people.

if your name is josh

you really should start spelling your name J A U S H. jaush? jaush.

bde bde bde bde bde bde bed

squirrelz are pretty chill

this might be good

abiyoyo

and petes dragon are pretty chill dudes.

top o the world

but i aint never left my head.

BOW DOWN

theres a new tweety in town
emilee serafine rulez!!!!

picture i found today

happy four loko day

are there vibrations in space?

does the sun make sounds? is it possible to hear the stars resonating off each other in the sky? what would it sound like, a buddha box?

i could

but i wont.
man, set your day to bum out.

bastelstars

oh man battle star galactica is so awesome, if you havent watched this show yet you really should start. the season finale was freakin awesome. i just hope my other favorite show, lost, can follow through with its last couple seasons and not fall off. uhhh durrrr bubb rubb

how to not hate yourself

the book im looking for or aka wwake up and smell some roses dog.

foxz rule

valpo skate o

boats 'n hoes from Fredrik Nilson on Vimeo.

mark like baby cryings

ps

that is a belt buckle of the columbia space shuttle.....

mark has a FUCKING girlfriend

this is marks netflix que

i like this, ALOT

gilberts dream!!!!!!!

dude

mark loves gambling sooo much. on his netflix que is hella movies about gambling, on his iphone he has a dice game, he just got a book from amazon dot com about gambling, and hes listening to the gambler right now.
GAMBLINGGGGGGG!

beethoven

beethoven is twisted cause these dudes want to test out bullets that explode on beethovens big skull. that is a really weird thing to put in a kids movie with charles grodin. i think charles grodin is a really strange man cause he was in clifford, problem child, and a lot of other twisted movies.
bye bye

lets

get this fuckin party started bros! theres no time to waste. prepare, this summers gonna be a good one. this summer spaghettaboutit.

yall dont know!

how fast im bout to monetize this mothafuckin shit. gotta make billz for tha winter son!

hey yall

this movie is going to rule!

hey so i am definitely coming home at midnight on april 7th due to matters of life going on, but the show must continue so who wants to pick me up from sfo airport the night of the 6th the morning of the 7th. the more the merrier.

open invitations

this is an open invitation to anyone who wants to come to brazil in may and watch this movie with me

then we come back to the states on may 25th and have a great "usa fucking rules 20 big ass titties" party, thats 10 hot chicks bro, 10.

heres the thing

how do we get everyone back to chico kickin it at garys moms house for good? the way i see it chico is the island from lost, everyones tryin to get the fuck up out of there, but to quote a certain bad daD "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" am i jack trying to get us all back together for one of the greatest decisions of our collective lives? or am i going to have to locke myself to get everyone back to chico so we can freakin kick it at garys moms house watching mtv all day, maybe going to aca taco, definitely watching clint do standup, smoking weed and having sean act like hes our dad and he caught us getting high so we have to try to act sober, rusty shackleford, mad sodas. the birth of retarded ass loser history is there and i think its time for us to go home. lets go home guys, lets go home.
p.s.
whos ben?
p.s.s. i want to be 40 and still watching mtv reruns of next at garys moms house ok?
p.s.s.s. would it be weird if i tried to buy garys moms house?

ive

ive never been closer to ending it all in the name of fun! so excuse me while i light this spliff from reality i got to take a lift.
ps
some guy stuck his hand in my pocket to steal shit from me last night but HA HA there was nothing there motherfucker, im pretty sure i was 8 seconds from murdering him none the less.
k see you later dads im going to bed for a couple days.

hay guys

valerie and her week of wonders is awesome


watchmen... it was pretty cool too.
what about the scene from talladega nights where ricky bobby says grace to lil baby jesus. price less.

congratulations are due

i just want to throw out there that michael hamm has posted one of the best blog posts of all blog history check it out chicky chicky chicky at all the whales horses

this is what its about