Friday, August 29, 2008

i want to

start a bar with grant called 10 forward, its based on the bar on the uss enterprise from a little show you might have heard of called STAR TREK. its only lit by black lights and the waitresses wear godzilla boots and the barbacks have bright yellow mowhawks and wear trill shades kind of like these guyz well have pretty cool space age bands play and only serve space age drankz.


dude worf thinks prune juice is a warriors drink!! AHAHAHAHA
most of the money will be spent on woopie goldberg as the bartender

i also want to start a restaurant where everyone wears star shades.


this movie looks tight


oh yea p.s.
COPYRIGHT TRADEMARK ALL THE ABOVE SHIT

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

for those who missed it

me and mark are bad boys

bleu hol

the blue hole!!!
sometimes there are places in this world that are beyond description...

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Saturday, August 16, 2008

your words are meaningless

the rustling of the leaves is the only language that makes any sense.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

MARK BOTILL'S BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY!!!!!!!

he deserves the best. LETS GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!
for those who dont know what to expect:

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008

companion piece

to mr mister

FOREIGNERRRRRRRR!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

oh bro

mr mister is my fav


the video for kansas dust in the wind embodies every dream and aspiration i have ever held close to my heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkbdP7sq0w8

thanks to grant

for reminding me how sick this song is


i hope to god mark is still alive. i hope squirrel is safe somewhere. im so worried.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

mark botill says


this is an enlightened beast

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

me and my bro are having a slam off



who will win. who will die.
for skateboardering.
i didnt fall today

Monday, July 28, 2008

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

los angeles

well i guess you could say i survived another journey to the the freaky freaky dream land that is los angeles. ive never felt so fucked up, in some way that i cant even find a word for, while driving back to oakland with robbie. ive felt more physically fucked up and ive felt more emotionally fucked up but this is some grey area of fucked up feeling. maybe it was the drugs and alcohol in my system being baptized by mcdonalds.
LA is the strangest place ever, where people make (a lot of) money off of fantasy made real out of plastic. whatever, its a fun place to go off with your friends, id rather live in space though.
beware:
post op transexuals, they have vaginas but they are men.
piano bars in hollywood, they have gay man prowlers ready to sing you motown songs til you look the other way and get roofied.
no smoking anywhere in downtown burbank.
dead bodies on malibu beaches.
trollie women.
the ruins (unrated) on mushrooms.
strange triangles.

thanks to everyone that contributed to the having of good times.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

big balinas balls and peanuts


boomshoggalogga says it best with:
I'm definitely buying this one. This chick is hot and I want her feet all over my balls and face.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

hi

i wish i had bioluminescent photophores


uhhhhhh
GIant Squid?

Monday, July 7, 2008

i dont know much about baseball

but i like this guy

the hierarchy of wolves?

i dont know about that yet.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

rgb and the 100 day insect

every color we see is made up of a combination of red green and blue, white is a combination of all of the colors, black is devoid of all color. i wonder what colors other beings see. i bet they have some fucked up color wheels our brains cant even understand.

crickets live for 100 days, some chinese dudes breed crickets to fight, theyre like gladiators. the chinese man feeds them strange cricket gladiator food then makes them mate so they get all that hormone stank all over themselves then they FIGHT to mortal kombat music.
this has been dr steve brule for your health.

at first i was gonna call this "bee slaughter party"

but now its just "life sucks"

Saturday, July 5, 2008

i present to you

pigbin josh

happy birthday america

if you havent listened to this album you should

like, duh.