at my work said that there was a show called el chavo del ocho on spanish tv and mark was in it. i had to investigate.
happy ballsoween
Friday, October 31, 2008
flash the message
Lazy summer days
Like some decrepit land shark dumb luck squad dog lurk sicker diluted.
Last sturdy domino lean secluded.
Don't let stupid delusions lessen super-duty labor students dragnet lifer solutions.
Daddy loved sloppy dimension like son/daughter link.
Such determinated leopards.
Successfully disheveled.
Little soldiers developed like serpents despite life sentence ducking lemmings.
Some don't like sobriety's dirty lenses.
Some do.
Let sleeping dogs lie still.
Don't look so damn lackluster.
Suck defeat.
Lump sum damage?
Load, sample, delete.
Late Show, Dave Letterman, shitty diner lip slide, dutch.
Low self-discipline leaders see dead lung self-destruct.
Life sucks dickhead.
Lost summers display laminates showcasing divinity live, system definitive.
Liturgy soaked, depict lowly spectacular delight.
Like some decrepit land shark dumb luck squad dog lurk sicker diluted.
Last sturdy domino lean secluded.
Don't let stupid delusions lessen super-duty labor students dragnet lifer solutions.
Daddy loved sloppy dimension like son/daughter link.
Such determinated leopards.
Successfully disheveled.
Little soldiers developed like serpents despite life sentence ducking lemmings.
Some don't like sobriety's dirty lenses.
Some do.
Let sleeping dogs lie still.
Don't look so damn lackluster.
Suck defeat.
Lump sum damage?
Load, sample, delete.
Late Show, Dave Letterman, shitty diner lip slide, dutch.
Low self-discipline leaders see dead lung self-destruct.
Life sucks dickhead.
Lost summers display laminates showcasing divinity live, system definitive.
Liturgy soaked, depict lowly spectacular delight.
if you dont have the new itunes
download it. genius is killing my life right now in the best way ever. da genius iz on. halloween!!!!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
who wants to
take mushrooms and have a party under the sea with some mermaids
i do. but i probably shouldnt.
i do. but i probably shouldnt.
sometimes
things just feel great
Beach House: Used to Be from shoottheplayer on Vimeo.
the cliffs just ahead, better prepare for the fall.
Beach House: Used to Be from shoottheplayer on Vimeo.
the cliffs just ahead, better prepare for the fall.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
DUDE
seriousousously so hard for the new eagles of death metal. its soooooooo sick i love just hearin that man party. also not to get anyone excited but me and mark have a tv show comin out, so get hard on that. everythings great so im gonna love comin back to this post when everything sucks so i can remember that everything was once ALLLLLLLLright!
Monday, October 20, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
neckface silly
Top 5 ways to bum out chicks
1. Tell them they're fat
2. Tell them you're sister died
3. Puke on them
4. Bark like a dog at them
5. Buy them 6 drinks all at once and have the bar tender tell them they're from you
-neckface
1. Tell them they're fat
2. Tell them you're sister died
3. Puke on them
4. Bark like a dog at them
5. Buy them 6 drinks all at once and have the bar tender tell them they're from you
-neckface
my phone doesnt work
i can get callz but i dont know who they are from. i cant text or read texts and cant call anyone. um so yea if you want to talk to me this is the best time to try to call me because without the caller id you will have the highest probability of me answering a call.
sky rockets in flight afternoon delight
sky rockets in flight afternoon delight
Thursday, October 9, 2008
the best video ever?
made by flying lotus and eric wareheim from oh i dont know TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW??!??!?!?!??!?
ok sweriously?
watch this entire thing, you wont think it will be as weird as it absolutely gets but it will.
siskel and ebert killed it.
siskel and ebert killed it.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
i got an idea
it has to do with me, mark, a song, a video camera, paul rodriguez the comedian, sexual intercourse, a music video, and business hugs. pray for the fruition of this idea.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
anatomy of a youtube cruise
one of my favorite things to do is cruise youtube. lets see how far i get today.
this cruise started with my friend sara sending me a video of a screaming frog
when going on a you cruise the related videos will always lead you to a golden golden treasure trove of videos like... THIS then this at this point im getting helllllllllla amped on frogz kids on you tube are hilarious. i wonder if these frogz enjoy all this screaming. lots of you tube users are funnier than their videos. here is where the cruise takes an interesting turn the video itself is nothing special but it leads me here labeled the most deadly animal on the earth. i have no idea why it is the most deadly animal on the earth or what in the fuck is so special about these frogs so i look to the comments and see a comment from jedimindtrickitis: "sounds like home mate! the most complex poisen in the world is from cone shells. its made up of thousands of poisens and no 2 are the same. scary shit. i dont know who said the frogs were more venemous than the box jellyfish, but they are crazy. the box jelly fish is unbiased death personified." hmmm jelly fish or cone shells.... what the fuck is a cone shell? what the fuck!!!!! dont touch the cone shell, now i want to know what a box jellyfish is and apparently it is something that makes this man crazy uhhhh @ 5:22 tractor beams and weird appendages. h-h-h-h-h-holy shIT weve entered no mans land here folks, the part of your youcruise where anything can happen... like THIS! dude the fat aussie bastard!!! oh god i gotta get outta here this guy looks like my dad i gotta go i gotta go oh god its like a choose your own adventure and im choosing all the wrong adventures ahhhh the sweet smell of success the sweet sound of absolute insanity. im bored lets go post this on garys myspace nice. hahahah hella funny. brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone coming back to reality did you know there is a rob lowe sex tape?
this cruise started with my friend sara sending me a video of a screaming frog
when going on a you cruise the related videos will always lead you to a golden golden treasure trove of videos like... THIS then this at this point im getting helllllllllla amped on frogz kids on you tube are hilarious. i wonder if these frogz enjoy all this screaming. lots of you tube users are funnier than their videos. here is where the cruise takes an interesting turn the video itself is nothing special but it leads me here labeled the most deadly animal on the earth. i have no idea why it is the most deadly animal on the earth or what in the fuck is so special about these frogs so i look to the comments and see a comment from jedimindtrickitis: "sounds like home mate! the most complex poisen in the world is from cone shells. its made up of thousands of poisens and no 2 are the same. scary shit. i dont know who said the frogs were more venemous than the box jellyfish, but they are crazy. the box jelly fish is unbiased death personified." hmmm jelly fish or cone shells.... what the fuck is a cone shell? what the fuck!!!!! dont touch the cone shell, now i want to know what a box jellyfish is and apparently it is something that makes this man crazy uhhhh @ 5:22 tractor beams and weird appendages. h-h-h-h-h-holy shIT weve entered no mans land here folks, the part of your youcruise where anything can happen... like THIS! dude the fat aussie bastard!!! oh god i gotta get outta here this guy looks like my dad i gotta go i gotta go oh god its like a choose your own adventure and im choosing all the wrong adventures ahhhh the sweet smell of success the sweet sound of absolute insanity. im bored lets go post this on garys myspace nice. hahahah hella funny. brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone brains gone coming back to reality did you know there is a rob lowe sex tape?
Monday, September 29, 2008
m'thinkss
m'thinks my mind and my body are two different entities that are working very hard to destroy each other. so if my mind and my body are separate and i realize they are separate then what am i? am i in control of my mind and body or are my thoughts only allowed to make some decisions by their captors. either way which ever side wins the fatality is going to be awesome. FINISH HIM!
Sunday, September 28, 2008
an infinitely tamer dream than usual
i had a dream last night where i worked in an insane like tropical themed restaurant but all the people that worked there were the same people i work with now, including the owner. so all night the owner is fucking with me because im just chillin drinking lemonade and at one point he wants me to break an egg over my head and get all the sauce into a cup for a customer. i stand there for a minute and say fuck that and throw it at the wall across the room, it breaks through the sheet rock of the wall leaving a gigantic hole and then it breaks emptying its yolky goo into the wall space. charlie (the owner) gets up and yells "FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES IM THROUGH IM FUCKIN THROUGH!" and runs outside, he is followed by a couple other parties of people. charlie was not happy and he fired me and some other fools. i was ok with it, until he broke out the fog machines and the strobe lights and the list of bands that were playing at the restaurant and the limited edition horkey prints that were commissioned for the restaurant and charles wouldnt talk to me about any of it. in the end i was on a roadtrip with the busboys eduardo and lisandro and we were in need of a car mechanic and we walked into the scene from waynes world 2 where charlton heston is the gas station man.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
i woke up alive this morning
bummer. but im still waiting to find out i got sucked into an alternate black hole dimension.
if we survive the night
im making a time machine to go get phil lynotts butt
gary moore is pretty cool too, but mark can have him, hes bad.
gary moore is pretty cool too, but mark can have him, hes bad.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
armageddon mixtape
hank williams - i dont care if tomorrow never comes
flying burrito bros - sin city
ernest tubb - tomorrow never comes
help me think of more music to bum out to during our last hours. we only have 1 day left!
also i will be watching:
end of days, event horizon, and the black hole if anyone wants to chill
flying burrito bros - sin city
ernest tubb - tomorrow never comes
help me think of more music to bum out to during our last hours. we only have 1 day left!
also i will be watching:
end of days, event horizon, and the black hole if anyone wants to chill
past present future tense
past:
only a couple centuries too late idiots
present:
bunk bed loungin
future:
1 day from now we all will die by being sucked into a man made black hole. quit your jobs, shoot your guns, do whatever it is youve always wanted to do because the universe gets reset to 0.0.00 in a matter of heartbeats.
yea dude its goin down!
only a couple centuries too late idiots
present:
bunk bed loungin
future:
1 day from now we all will die by being sucked into a man made black hole. quit your jobs, shoot your guns, do whatever it is youve always wanted to do because the universe gets reset to 0.0.00 in a matter of heartbeats.
yea dude its goin down!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c a rap song by john
mark when im sleepin on the bottom bunk of our bed
i cant help but think about what our lives would be like if we had never met.
the way you clean your bike
and wear that beanie white
when you listen to the islands and i say i hate it
i really love it like i love you and i hate to say it
when i drink that 3 month old 2 liter i do it for you dad
cause the face you make when youre sick is bad real bad super bad BAD
ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
ridin fixies feelin so free
ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
together forever until eternity
i cant help but think about what our lives would be like if we had never met.
the way you clean your bike
and wear that beanie white
when you listen to the islands and i say i hate it
i really love it like i love you and i hate to say it
when i drink that 3 month old 2 liter i do it for you dad
cause the face you make when youre sick is bad real bad super bad BAD
ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
ridin fixies feelin so free
ill be your bun b if youll be my pimp c
together forever until eternity
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
me and mark and the moon
theres something special brewin in oakland. just wait. this is the theme song to this special mischief
marks civic achievements
apparently if you check the chico california wiki under miscellaneous hes in there too. marks famous!
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