Sunday, July 26, 2009

HOLY FUCKING SHIT


there are people in this world doing fucking exciting amazing things. lets get off our asses and live some dreams!

juxtapositions

i went to sleep to this
and woke up to james
then this

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

jabberwocky


jan svankmajer

Monday, July 20, 2009

yup

oh god yeah

Sunday, July 19, 2009

thats right

the tv just played billy madison and kidegarten cop is on right now, birthday wish granted!!!!

bow down

Saturday, July 18, 2009

last night was fun

but im just tryin to perfect the ancient art of firebreathing, or something.
durr

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

momma marilyn ringer poetry

i just found this poem my mom wrote

ix hermit

eyes closed on the world,
ears full of heart-blood thrum,
belly breathing to ease
the dry wishes in sorrow's well.

in a labyrinth of walking stars
held by night's black bowl
heaven's gate unlocks.
the dimensional god flows through.



wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thursday, July 9, 2009

oh thats the shit that gets me high!


if there is reincarnation and i dont come back as a cat in this garden i will be pissed. PISSED!

katyyyyy

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

oh im sorry

for keeping you up to date with the funniest shit on the internet. get out of my face.
CINE MASSSSSSSSHHHHH

just kiddin

my friend james

can connect steven speilberger to steven spielberg in like 3 degrees on the reg.
he definitely macks broads on the reg:

contemplates life and death at mcdonalds on the reg

"styxosaurus may break my bones but kronosaurs will never hurt me"-jim denim:

he is a twisted juggalo on the reg:

my friend james.

what i want for my birthday

i want all my buds to come to chico and go camping with me and take a fat ass buddy pic portrait. when this portrait is taken i will consider every person in the picture a golden tiger in my soul, prowling for retarded ass stuff to do.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

thank you lord

i promise this show will be funny

i dont break promises
or do i.

looks cool

feels cool too

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

sharon olds, woah.

Summer Solstice, New York City

By the end of the longest day of the year he could not stand it,
he went up the iron stairs through the roof of the building
and over the soft, tarry surface
to the edge, put one leg over the complex green tin cornice
and said if they came a step closer that was it.
Then the huge machinery of the earth began to work for his life,
the cops came in their suits blue-grey as the sky on a cloudy evening,
and one put on a bullet-proof vest, a
black shell around his own life,
life of his children's father, in case
the man was armed, and one, slung with a
rope like the sign of his bounden duty,
came up out of a hole in the top of the neighboring building
like the gold hole they say is in the top of the head,
and began to lurk toward the man who wanted to die.
The tallest cop approached him directly,
softly, slowly, talking to him, talking, talking,
while the man's leg hung over the lip of the next world
and the crowd gathered in the street, silent, and the
hairy net with its implacable grid was
unfolded near the curb and spread out and
stretched as the sheet is prepared to receive at a birth.
Then they all came a little closer
where he squatted nest to his death, his shirt
glowing its milky glow like something
growing in a dish at night in the dark in a lab and then
everything stopped
as his body jerked and he
stepped down from the parapet and went toward them
and they closed on him, I thought they were going to
beat him up, as a mother whose child has been
lost will scream at the child when it's found, they
took him by the arms and held him up and
leaned him against the wall of the chimney and the
tall cop lit a cigarette
in his own mouth, and gave it to him, and
then they all lit cigarettes, and the
red, glowing ends burned like the
tiny campfires we lit at night
back at the beginning of the world.

looks fun

redneck alien gun slimey timey

durrr

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nah

"in him he felt unhappy cravings arise, cloudy and pointless wants that led nowhere, that returned to him empty, as in the completion of a geometrically perfect circle." - ubik

hey


takin from azis blog

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

dang dude

busdriver killz it

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

reaper dreams and acrobatics

im workin on a new video to post. soon.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

right now is pretty good

all day has been weird, one of those nap days that you never recover from. listening to a silver mt zion and slayer at work all day, weird. now its fucking a thunder and lightning storm and its amazing! where do we go from here.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Thursday, May 28, 2009

weird news to wake up to

my mom woke me up this morning to this news: the guy who used to mow our lawn and my best friend from elementary school wanted together for murder.

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4

my friend had been in and out of rehab and jail for various things, one time he wrote my dad (whom he never met) a letter from jail about how well connected he was in the clink, and the yard guy used to come over to my moms house with his family, i would hang out with him, he was a super funny dude. my mom fired him cause he would act hella weird sometimes (he was high as fuck on meth). theres so many things i want to say about these people but it just feels weird.

just a quick editors note

if you watch that edarem video fullscreen and cross your eyes he goes 3-d

i dont understand

how it possibly couldve been 8 days since my last post, sorry loyal followers. ill try to keep it more retarded in the future.