Monday, August 31, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

anyone seen this movie?

the silver globe

i want to!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009

this weekend

is forever locked away in the halls of time, and its story will continue to dilute with age, but this weekend, the weekend of marks birthday, will definitely be burned into my brain until something else weird and crazy happens. thanks ronralph.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

sleeping

trying to sleep with a giant chrome flaming eagle skull/12 cylinder engine screaming at you is pretty hard. bug durp. pa pa pe pa po. tell my son im sorry, im sorry, i blew it.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Sunday, August 2, 2009

just put the fucking shades on!



i just want to be inside the mind of a person who has never seen the movie "they live" and this is the first scene they have ever seen.

fettucini linguini bikini

everyone

everyone thinks jackie chan is cool and whatever but hes not, stevie seagal? stevie seagal? hes the original chan. the whole package all american bad ass one liner arm breakin martial artiste!


just kiddin chan is tight.

youre in my world now grandma

steven seagal kicking ass

flyculture21 had this to say:
SupernaturallyBAMed2 were not judging and critiquing the editing and timing were talking about Seagal kicking ass, this isn't film school kid take your shit to some art video.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Sunday, July 26, 2009

optimism

"act as if what you do makes a difference, it does." -william james

HOLY FUCKING SHIT


there are people in this world doing fucking exciting amazing things. lets get off our asses and live some dreams!

juxtapositions

i went to sleep to this
and woke up to james
then this

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

jabberwocky


jan svankmajer

Monday, July 20, 2009

yup

oh god yeah

Sunday, July 19, 2009

thats right

the tv just played billy madison and kidegarten cop is on right now, birthday wish granted!!!!

bow down

Saturday, July 18, 2009

last night was fun

but im just tryin to perfect the ancient art of firebreathing, or something.
durr

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

momma marilyn ringer poetry

i just found this poem my mom wrote

ix hermit

eyes closed on the world,
ears full of heart-blood thrum,
belly breathing to ease
the dry wishes in sorrow's well.

in a labyrinth of walking stars
held by night's black bowl
heaven's gate unlocks.
the dimensional god flows through.



wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thursday, July 9, 2009

oh thats the shit that gets me high!


if there is reincarnation and i dont come back as a cat in this garden i will be pissed. PISSED!

katyyyyy

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

oh im sorry

for keeping you up to date with the funniest shit on the internet. get out of my face.
CINE MASSSSSSSSHHHHH

just kiddin

my friend james

can connect steven speilberger to steven spielberg in like 3 degrees on the reg.
he definitely macks broads on the reg:

contemplates life and death at mcdonalds on the reg

"styxosaurus may break my bones but kronosaurs will never hurt me"-jim denim:

he is a twisted juggalo on the reg:

my friend james.

what i want for my birthday

i want all my buds to come to chico and go camping with me and take a fat ass buddy pic portrait. when this portrait is taken i will consider every person in the picture a golden tiger in my soul, prowling for retarded ass stuff to do.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

thank you lord

i promise this show will be funny

i dont break promises
or do i.

looks cool

feels cool too