Sunday, March 15, 2009

heres the thing

how do we get everyone back to chico kickin it at garys moms house for good? the way i see it chico is the island from lost, everyones tryin to get the fuck up out of there, but to quote a certain bad daD "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" am i jack trying to get us all back together for one of the greatest decisions of our collective lives? or am i going to have to locke myself to get everyone back to chico so we can freakin kick it at garys moms house watching mtv all day, maybe going to aca taco, definitely watching clint do standup, smoking weed and having sean act like hes our dad and he caught us getting high so we have to try to act sober, rusty shackleford, mad sodas. the birth of retarded ass loser history is there and i think its time for us to go home. lets go home guys, lets go home.
p.s.
whos ben?
p.s.s. i want to be 40 and still watching mtv reruns of next at garys moms house ok?
p.s.s.s. would it be weird if i tried to buy garys moms house?

3 comments:

Grant said...

Is Gary's mom moving?

Clint Douglas Knox Deadmond said...

I am very much behind this idea, or at least building a working replica of garys moms house. I would do stand up once a week for who ever wanted to leave MtV for a ten minute set.

robear said...

this is the most hilarious episode of this website ive ever seen-read. i think another funny spinoff would be when the dad start having dads. and it would be called dad dads. and then there would be when those dads become dads and it would be call dad dads 2:grandads. and also the actress who played bianca would change every sequel.