more minya

i remember when i was a little kid, probably in kindergarden or 1st grade my best friend was brian stough. i dont know where he is now or what he is doing but i remember he had a hot sister.... however hot you can be when youre in kindergarden. anyways brian stough loved godzilla movies, thats the first place i saw godzilla movies. i liked dinosaurs like probably most kids like dinosaurs and want to be firemen or whatever, but brian stough was on some next level shit and he liked fucked up dinosaurs that fought each other. sadly the only time i remember playing with brian was the time we saw godzilla vs mechagodzilla:
i remember it had the coolest monster named king seesar
king seesar although looking like a bat creature is a dog that comes alive from a statue and is the only protector of japan that can help godzilla stop his mechanical brother mechagodzilla.... kind of like bill and teds robo bros and their heavenly homies "station"

tonight robbie told me that he once got an antique gun as a present and james would put it in gary's mouth. i called gary and he said he put it in everyones mouth not just his. that made me sad. robbie said they might have smoked weed out of the gun, gary said nope. that also made me sad, but what makes me happy is thinking of all the cool tattoos james needs to get: ,, a picture of himself breaking out of his own chest with his eyes crossed, and a joker smoking out of a shotgun bong.........
ummmm yea.
i got the paperrad dvd on recommendation from grant and it was probably the best 9.99 ive ever spent. theres no way i can explain how awesome paperrad is but lets just say that soon everything is going to look like the contents of this dvd because its the only way our add addled brains are going to be seized for purchase propaganda purposes. also 5 trolls (whom are born from acorns ) were killed trying to make this dvd so share the love and buy this: or visit the website: paperrad.org
theres also the new problem solvers dvd which looks ama a zinggg

minya is my friend

minya is pretty much the cornerstone of my life. he is the alpha to my omega, the chicken and the egg. the first time i saw minya i knew it was the beginning of something scary and amazing something that might just take over my entire life, it was the day i saw godzillas revenge:  this asian kid gets picked on by bullies at his school and he cant fight back so he dreams of going to monster island where minya: is being trained to fight gabara: (sickest cat monster) by his dad GODZILLA: (oh did i forget to mention minya is godzillas SON?).
yea so minya learns to fight and so does the asian kid and everythings all good, at some point some robbers that rob a bank get arrested, a giant lobster gets his books cooked by atomic breath, and a spider facials the king of monsters himself. but the real lesson that was learned from seeing this movie is that a hella funny picture can be made by adding a bong to godzilla and minya blowing atomic fire (more on that later).


this is a montage of minya etc. that my friend gary made. it is probably the funniest thing that the internet now holds: