. hmm. ok yea so i cant really put my dirty fingers on all the reasons that made this show the most fun ever, maybe it was that i smoked weed with aye jay in the parking lot and blew all his weed out all over and they didnt notice it was me. maybe it was the man in the super spacey silver vest dancing with amazing grace. maybe it was the first time i ever really hung out with clint and he was dancing by doing street fighter moves (awesome first impression). i think the memory that will always stick is when faye dog and thuggie fresh did the song stripper party and they had all the butte county ho's come up on stage and dance with them. i thought they were singing disco party, so when the music stopped i screamed "disco party!" i was drunk. sean bought a thuggie fresh cd. he threw it away even though he knew i wanted it. i think sean bought a cd for every local rap act and threw them away, that always confused me. this reminds me of a non-memory or maybe a alcholic ghost memory of the first time i blacked out, me and jd and this kid marshall were drinking koolaid and bicardi limon we drank it really fast we were at marshalls moms house, he was kind of a scrub but we could pretty much do whatever we wanted at his house even though he had hella little sisters there, we would smoke weed in his room that pretty much connected to the living room and the smoke probably wafted into the untainted little noses of his little sisters. yea so the next thing i remember im throwing up in the back seat of my car which i had just recieved no longer than a week prior while josh lopes is driving my car to some girls house in an orchard. how josh came into the picture i have no idea, they went to a party while i slept and when they took me back to jds house to crash on the floor they took my car out to get with some girls and they were probably just as drunk as i was. early seed plantings of retarded ass behavior. id like to think weve only gotten retardeder yet hopefully safer in our retarded ass loser behavior. ohhh then there was that one time me and hamm smoked a joint at paradise highschool then saw mike schmidts punk band d.o.s. at some weird half ptown half magalia venue room. i was so high my eyes kept flashing silver and i thought i was gonna fall on the floor. me and willy and kevin huerta walked from the show to taco bell where we met this old old old man who played horrible covers of beatles songs on the harmonica, he made me laugh so hard willy said i looked like a demon, this man turned out to be the same man who tried to sell me and james old man shades 
in front of in n out but i gave him sean meehans number and when he called seans house to sell the shades but seans dad picked up the phone, seans dad (who is one of the scariest dads i have met) realized someone was playing a trick on this old man he went to sean and asked who was responsible, he immediately sold me and james out and next time i called sean his dad gave me a talking to i will never forget, and also definitely did not learn from, that old man was silly and stupid and i was young and a retarded ass loser, i abide by rules that are impossible to defy.
4 lyfe.
