you have no idea how matango oakland is right now

were here to

jerk off that cock

do don pa chi!?

p.s.

carls jr is my favorite of misogynistic companies. and that is saying a lot cause i love anything that degrades women.

my mom gets all flabbergasted when she sees commercials like these. get with it mom women can use their bodies to sell anything, its not that big of a deal FOR WOMEN! think about all the unsuspecting men out there who get suckered into the venus fly trap. if anything i should be gettin all flabbergasted because companies are practically robbing me blind with my own boner, jesus christ.

fucking a right we do, YEA GUYS!
this is what makes me hungry!

go to burgerslayer.com

for the most fun ever.

im headed to carls jr right now to get a captain crunch milkshake, suck it bitches.

look at this fat boner fungus grow

i want an otter pop

pink lemonade flavor

goodnight moon

goodnight moon is a super sweet name for a super sweet book.
the microphones is possibly my favorite music ever.
skatering with waylon was pretty godzillaish today.
biancas brain isnt rotting its rotted.

taken from

todd bratruds wheel company blog: teenagerunawayurethane.com its hella funny.


anyway john maus is my new favorite musician.

this video had a comment from samael809 which read:
"'JOHN MAUS IS JES US' is IDC is US
gre he kill yu why yu love israel and power of yur ennemys
ISRAEL KILL YU NOT ARMY OF ROMANE
J.ah."
whatever the fuck that means.

if only human babies were this much fun to fuck with

Cutest Kitten ever

i uh, updated my blog

is it cutes?


p.s. robbie cant resist a bargain.
also we watched shrooms tonight. please watch it, it was amazingly funny, there is a lake wizard.

chuuuuuck!!!

later dude, i loved the planet of the apes with the fat nuclear missle that the molemens worshipped. rip hard.

bum out

i was spending some time with my cat moesha this morning and i started to think about tong and how funny he was but mostly about the day we took him in to be put to sleep. he had some like stomach cancer or something and was in a lot of pain. so we went in to the vet and we chilled with him for a bit then the vet put some chemical in him and i slowly watched his living, loud as fuck little body turn into nothing more than a
furry shell. i dont really know about souls or anything like that but i was never more sure that there was something more to living beings than just tangible matter than when i was looking into his eyes and there was nothing there. it was weird. one second ago he was there, the next second gone. really weird.
we spread his ashes in our back yard and then a week later his sister fei disappeared. we never found her body.
ive never been to a funeral before, i mean i went to my grandpa's funeral but i was really young and had no idea what was going on. i remember being lifted to his open casket, but i cant recall any feelings. funerals are insane. if looking into my dead cats eyes and not seeing any remnants of this being i once knew so well freaked me out then what the fuck is it like staring into the dead eyes of a human being.
i dont really worry about my own death or getting old too much, but i definitely worry about what life would be like without a friend or a parent.... ah enough of this

black keys

just got back from the black keys show. it was dope. you should get the new record called attack and release its dope. dope. slowpoke. um, yea it sounds way different from their other stuff which is a fresh change, probably due to it being produced by danger mouse. its not hip hoppy though. ummm the drummer played a stylophone to an organ drum machine. it was dope.
also one of schuylers friends gave me the combined version of boris's dronevil final. its dope check it.
alcest:

love it. dude is goth as fuck.


just dont look behind the building or else youll find hella cloned mario'z

you want a second chance, then listen.

Twelve noon the Grand Coulee Dam, New Year's Day. 1964.

p.s. a little somethin for the haterz

pink floyd - atom heart mother the 16+ minute epic song (such a cop out of a word, this isnt just a song you fucks!) fucking fucks all of your mothers hard.

apparently kubrick wanted to use atom heart mother for a clockwork orange, i guess theres no way to know how exactly he wouldve used it but whatever ALEX!!!!!!! HATE ON HATERZ! ive heard that pink floyd wont allow their music to be used by anyone but them. whateva, they can do that shit cause they ball hard. but this wouldve been a better skate part to wish you were here: actually theyre both dope. i cant hate. moody blues tho, man theres another blog right there! heath kirchart! so dope. also dope: king crimson... holllllllld up.
get ripped and DO SHIT!


so hard
got hard
am hard
hard hard
problem
get soft
fuck it.
p.s. can we please stop discussing the integrity of scott herbert?
lets get muldoon a hella bomb introduction? ok:



jump back:
so i was wondering why this song:

made me think of king crimson (other than the reason it just had similar melodies).... anyway, check balls:
good movies are so sick, i love my bad movies but good movies are so so so... good! anyways that king crimson song epitaph sounds almost exactly like that mellow song. or that mellow song bit that king crimson song, HARD, lovers/haters! put a vocoder on greg lakes vocals and itd be on. oh man fripp and lake... so cool.

i had a dream about the man at giants graveyard singing us beach boys songs, i was at a concert and they were asking if anyone knew the lyrics to the beach boys song that is like "bust your bums and go sidewalk surfin with me" and i raised my hand to go rock the crowd, then i woke up. it was dope.

hilarious.

looking forward to sonically

taken from pitchfork's much longer list.

today the black keys album came out and that shit pops off for reals

04-08:
Clinic: Do It [Domino]
Jonathan Richman: Because Her Beauty Is Raw and Wild [Vapor]
Microphones: The Glow Pt. 2 (Reissue) [K]
MSTRKRFT: Remixes Vol. 1 [Last Gang]
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! [Anti-]
Torche: Meanderthal [Hydra Head]

04-15:
Air: Moon Safari: 10th Anniversary Edition [Astralwerks]
The Brian Jonestown Massacre: My Bloody Underground [A]
M83: Saturdays = Youth [Mute]
Portishead: Third [Island]

04-19 (Record Store Day):
whatever that means, the record store is dead. bum out.

04-22:
J. Spaceman/Sun City Girls: Mister Lonely: Music From a Film by Harmony Korine
Sonic Youth: SYR7 [SYR]

04-29:
Bun B: II Trill [Asylum]

05-06:

Animal Collective: Water Curses EP [Domino]
Black Moth Super Rainbow: "Zodiac Girl" 7" [Suicide Squeeze]
No Age: Nouns [Sub Pop]

05-13:
The Black Angels: Directions to See a Ghost [Light in the Attic]
Flying Lotus: Los Angeles [Warp]
Subtle: ExitingARM [Lex]

05-20:
Islands: Arm's Way [Anti-]
Scarlett Johansson: Anywhere I Lay My Head [Atco]
The VSS: Nervous Circuits reissue [Hydra Head]

05-27:
Ellen Allien: Sool [BPitch Control]
Midnight Juggernauts: Dystopia [Astralwerks] [North American release]
Mt. Eerie: Black Wooden Ceiling Opening EP [P.W. Elverum & Sun]
Odd Nosdam: Pretty Swell Explode [Anticon]

06-03:
David Banner: The Greatest Story Ever Told [SRC]
Ladytron: Velocifero [Nettwerk]
Spiritualized: Songs in A&E [Fontana/Spaceman Records]

6-10:
My Morning Jacket: Evil Urges [ATO]

06-17:
Silver Jews: Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea [Drag City]
Wolf Parade: Kissing the Beehive [Sub Pop]

May (EU) and June (U.S.):

The Notwist: The Devil, You + Me [Domino]

07-01:
RZA as Bobby Digital: Digi Snax [Koch]

07-22
Daft Punk: Electroma DVD [Vice]
whether you like daft punk or not this should be pretty tripped out

todd rundgren rulz

sick day

i retard

self medication 0

vicodin

is fucking weird. they live is a trip

trippy shit

george clinton 10k bc

george clinton plays a tribal woman in 10000bc and i hit 10000 miles in my car yesterday. jeah. pikus is a complaining little baby. portland was a chilled out time. best thing we did was go to acropolis and devils point.... everyone is a baby, quit taking yourselves so seriously.

dead ringers

is some hocus pocus yummy shit.
gynocological instruments for operating on mutant women

sasha is a douche bag!

iaiaiiaiaiaiaiaia. the hold steady is kinna kewl and diamond tuck ROCKZ. sasha is a douchebag. curley moustache. pringles. mango sentinel. haagen daaz. dot's rules
jessica and bethany are LA AME.

boody duty

pdx1

portland is goin off, the highway patrol mens kicked us out of the state of jefferson, bianca watched logans run, we ate at hot cake house! smoke in bars. its cold. lost is goin off right now. lets party. fly up here right now and we will get raw.

yo beg tibs

im off to some sort of adventure planet. devil shit. tibulous. nannimals. devil shit! spring break '08! cancun, daytona beach, chico, the moon, some planet we dont even know the name of yet.
midi guitar pickups! real shit. real shit.

box's big weekend

box is so tight, they need to make a sequel to logans run with box as the main character, maybe he didnt die when the ice cavern collapsed!
me and my dad kicked it hard this weekend in sf, he likes to eat sooo sooo much. but he has diabetes so i ended up eating all the shit he couldnt eat or else he would go into a psychotic embalism. me and bowz and robbie went to the moma, that was less than thrilling. the beers that followed it were just what the doctor ordered though. goin up to portland in a couple days for spring break. will most likely trip the light fantastic and summon the primordial history that is locked away in my dna and become an altered beast
wish me luck!
p.s. me and dorian finished an instrumental tonight for what will be our 3rd or 4th unfinished project which may be entitled "oakland gita" other titles of projects in the past have been "japanese death poems" based around spoken word japanese death poems "lovecraft" based on the work of hp lovecraft, theres others but i no remember. well see if this one gets finished.
heres the only existing copy of 1 of 2 japanese death poems songs:boomp3.com

ahhhh drugz!

your daddies watchin porno

and yo mamas not around

time to go home

me and geebee had one last magical night together. thanks to gary and james. cam and casey. dan and sara. sean rourke meehanE. tom for being a mechanical elf. the genus of psilocibin mushrooms. heineken mini kegz. beach house. griffith park. thanks gary for drivin my ass all over the place. also thanks for not killing me. thai elvis. who knows what else. peace bitches

party hard

get me hard, k?

im horny as a mothafucka right now, and anyone who wants to fuck can party with me hard.

6 days cant be 6 days, youre right its 7 days

its been 6 days of filling my body with the most delicious of poisons and were goin out on top with a heineken keg in north hollywood, if i were on mushrooms right now id probably be wondering.. what the fuck am i doing right now..., but im not and all im thinking about is how much fun its been here. gary doesnt like me anymore and im not allowed to sleep in his room tonight. its ok i guess i talk nonsense all day long. i just like bugs. i like thinking about gang bangs and threesomes and just naughty sexual stuff. sexy adventures. some day im gonna take extacy and viagra and have a crazy ass time with a couple chicks. its called sextacy but i like xtcV. i like watching porn, not masturbating to porn, just watching it. apparently that isnt polite to do while your friends are around. i think its funny. the velvet underground - ocean, is my favorite song. ive been taking b vitamins and they are proving to be quite helpful in my cuisinal adventures... what is cuisinal? it is just a word i made up for food adventure, james said it was ok to make that word up cause bianca does it all the time. stay tuned for a sweet ass video of skateboarding and other stupid stuff. oh shit big business was one of the coolest bands ive seen live. it rocked hard and killed your babies.
one question.
what could that man have possibly wanted with jeffrey weinrich?

los angeles

listening to:

thinking about: my favorite movie

skated: griffith park with gary

got: these text messages from tom:
i have coke lets hang. or no shrooms. 2:06am
im getn coke u want in? 2:07am
ok ill get blow n chill w u cool? 2:09am
coke is on its way to me. you down? 2:11am
go to bed then sayonara no psychs for u. 2:12am
no dmt for u. 2:13
shrooms just for me, traitor. 2:13am

and the final message
i have an 8ball. 2:27am

i was hungover today and i think 75 percent of me is floating down the la river right now.

nope this is the best album i done heard so far this year

the gutter twins-saturnalia, named (according to wikipedia) after "the feast with which the Romans commemorated the dedication of the temple of the god Saturn, which was on 17 December. Over the years, it expanded to a whole week, to 23 December.
Saturnalia became one of the most popular Roman festivals. It was marked by tomfoolery and reversal of social roles, in which slaves and masters ostensibly switched places."

uhhhhhh ayahuasca

party itenerary

wednesday, go to class, drive to la, chill out drink some beers
thursday, skate, watch lost, true metal
friday, skate, barrigans karaoke and margaritaz, party
saturday, skate, echo park time travel market, party, ral out
sunday, skate, take a nap, go see big business, chill
monday, leave for oakland go to class at 4.
i will go the speed of this man and love it


oh yea, robbie, santa and vampires live near fairbanks, in north pole.

party

i wan see dis