me and my bro are having a slam off

who will win. who will die.
for skateboardering.
i didnt fall today

dood this is gonna be absolutely the best movie ever

this snake was really hungry!

but he got a mouthful of sticky icky. stupid snake.

gulp!

yum.

just a 360 flip adventure

definitely one of my favorite songs

me on internets

my famous quotes
me depressed
my baby
tapped out and mana fucked

me n mark are BAD

seriously

hella funny
Mash Up

this is gonna be so awesome

los angeles

well i guess you could say i survived another journey to the the freaky freaky dream land that is los angeles. ive never felt so fucked up, in some way that i cant even find a word for, while driving back to oakland with robbie. ive felt more physically fucked up and ive felt more emotionally fucked up but this is some grey area of fucked up feeling. maybe it was the drugs and alcohol in my system being baptized by mcdonalds.
LA is the strangest place ever, where people make (a lot of) money off of fantasy made real out of plastic. whatever, its a fun place to go off with your friends, id rather live in space though.
beware:
post op transexuals, they have vaginas but they are men.
piano bars in hollywood, they have gay man prowlers ready to sing you motown songs til you look the other way and get roofied.
no smoking anywhere in downtown burbank.
dead bodies on malibu beaches.
trollie women.
the ruins (unrated) on mushrooms.
strange triangles.

thanks to everyone that contributed to the having of good times.

big balinas balls and peanuts

boomshoggalogga says it best with:
I'm definitely buying this one. This chick is hot and I want her feet all over my balls and face.

me in about 10 years

yaaaaaaa big hands

hi

i wish i had bioluminescent photophores


uhhhhhh
GIant Squid?

i dont know much about baseball

but i like this guy

the hierarchy of wolves?

i dont know about that yet.

rgb and the 100 day insect

every color we see is made up of a combination of red green and blue, white is a combination of all of the colors, black is devoid of all color. i wonder what colors other beings see. i bet they have some fucked up color wheels our brains cant even understand.

crickets live for 100 days, some chinese dudes breed crickets to fight, theyre like gladiators. the chinese man feeds them strange cricket gladiator food then makes them mate so they get all that hormone stank all over themselves then they FIGHT to mortal kombat music.
this has been dr steve brule for your health.

at first i was gonna call this "bee slaughter party"

but now its just "life sucks"

i present to you

pigbin josh

happy birthday america

if you havent listened to this album you should

like, duh.

LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!

i am.....
a silly silly boy

THE SEXQUINOX IS REAL

NO JOKE, no one will ever realize how real the sexquinox has just been. welcome to saturday faggots.

k so

nevermind

hey dummies

sup havent posted in a while but let me tell you that some real shit has been happening in this life lately.
workin so hard. baby sittin baby botill. drankin. playin HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA video games. takin weird drugs. i think my memory is so fucked up right now. i lose my keys my cigs my lighter i lose everything every second of the day. right now squirrel friend is at my house i think me and botill are going to get the brown town pound crown tonight but seriously i think she is just in love with botill so hard and she is just making him jealous. actually for sure they are making out right now... HILARIOUS. so um yea nevermind about the brown town pound crown. i guess im just gonna get really drunk by my self and play final fantasy 12 revenant wings by my self in my loser corner while retards are pound town brown crowning in the player corner. fuck. whatever. hatin. check retard idiots blog downtopound.blogspot.com. i am listening to lil weezy misunderstood right now and botill stops makin out with his squirrel friend to say " stop talking about crack cocaine nigger " and now they are making out again. ok so bun b ugk young buck and lil weeezy thats the real shit right now. brown town pound crown new king BOTILL MARK MARK BOTILL hes now doing that david cross choke out thing "ey baby aw baby" those in the know, know what the fuck is going on. im so SO SO SOSOSOOSOSOS sure that mark is gonna penetrate that pink ass lil squrrel ass tonight. no doubt. NO FUCKING doubt. mr sharpton. i love lil wayne. i am an alien.

o m f g

i fuckin love mark botill. mark botill is in my house right now. apparently he lives in the bay area now.
i work all week til friday night 1230 sharp im gonna legitimately hippy flip then were gonna phucket bucket. i love everything right now. marks pet dog is soooooooo fucking cute. what the fuck is happening. work is gonna suck this week im gonna miss that sweet botill man all day long.

what up slimer

for those who dont know already if we are the ghostbusters then bianca is our slimer

oh my god this is funny

play all of these at the same time
World's Scariest Laugh
World's Scariest Laugh
World's Scariest Laugh
World's Scariest Laugh

spacemind

fucking PLEASE let me do this.

r dubs

damn dude the real world went off tonight. fuckin later greg, dipshit. as melodramatic as joey can be i still think hes a super cool dude and that everyone in that house is retarded except for sarah who is making daddy need to nut.

wait

this is the video i meant to post

ugh

i been listening to some bright eyes again lately. its weird how music can remind you of different shit in your life, just the sound reverberating some lost memories off the ceiling of your drug encrusted brain, like some mental stalactite or something. i dont know, i like bright eyes, it was reminding me of going swimming with sean at suicide, falling in love with girls, fighting with girls, feeling fucking insane, growing up, drinking alot (in a different way that i am drinking alot now), swimming at midnight during full moons, it reminded me of a lot of shit and it felt kinda good. right on bright eyes.
in a couple years ill probably listen to slayer and it will remind me of this time in my life, probably this song:

the only skate part ill ever have?

the grappa demon

just got out of an insane dinner with my parents. look up grappa and find out what planet im on right now.
later!

hey this is ootie mullins and im goin back in time to 1992

ootie mullins has a vlog
probably the best news ever.

i love

jack cruisin the a.m. blasted on oxys listening to gouge away kickin down doors.
what the fuck. LOCKE?!??!?!?
p.s.
what the hell is this shit

rl wrld

dude... this is the description for this weeks real world:
From near fist-fights to makeout sessions -- this week the roomies are all over the drama map as they have their biggest fight yet followed by everyone stripping down and jumping in the hot tub.

huh.
will seriously shouldve beaten gregs ass, dude is stupid. i would get kicked off of a tv show for beating gregs ass no questions asked. ummmm everyone is sooooo stupid on this show EXCEPT for joey. joey is one of the coolest dudes ive ever seen WHEN HE IS SOBER, please joey stay sober you are the super coolest dude ever, remember when you decided not to go drink and you instead got a facial cleansing mask with kim and sarah? that was oh so so so sweet of you. no one in that house except for probably sarah gives a FU UCK about your problems dude why do you call them your family!?|!??!? whatever sarah is a dummy too just cause you have a loser boyfriend doesnt make you smarter or better than every other dumb loser in this world. highlight of this episode was not the fight but the mass nude hot tub party where BRIANNA made out with GREG!!! OH MY GOD. i think fuckin kim made out with greg too. weird.
joey comes back next week, thank god.

i wish i was watching lost.

josh hartnett

i was wondering what it would look like if me and james could jump into each other and we would become one person. i think this is pretty accurate.

+

=

hey dummy

ididntknowicouldntdothat

calvin broadus
stage name
vaudville
in case yu wor curois
lover ap
siopress hill doobies

peenny wather mandrake

so addicted

me and robbie have been getting caught up on this season of real world hollywood, and how can i say this... it fucking rules. so much drama, every single person on this show is so retardedly self absorbed but somehow they find a way at the end of each episode to squash their beefs so that the next episode can be chock full of some ridiculous shit.
so now that joey has been taken off to rehab for alcolholism i feel that there is a puzzle piece in my heart for the real world. i feel like a big piece the drama pie has been gobbled up, what are the other real worlders gonna have to make a fuss over if joey isnt runnin around threatening women and hittin shit. well my worries were put to bed real quick because dave and greg have this on going fuckin squabble, dave seems like an alright dude except i hate his dead men t-shirt that he always wears and greg is a fucking bitch. ive never seen anyone so in love with himself. male models are LAME. greg has been putting weird shit in the other roomies beds while theyre not around like bloody napkins and stuff, dude is a freak. the last straw was when greg stole sarahs new victoria secret underwear and hid them, everyone knew it was greg but he swore he didnt do it, until he was drunk at the club and told will he did do it. will got so pissed that he got head from gregs girlfriend reva. SO SICK! fuckin DRAMAAAAAA. i think on the next episode will is gonna kill greg. at least i hope. will is tight he makes beats, sticky fingaz wants him to produce a beat for his new album. congratulations will. hmmm oh yea sarahs boyfriend came into town and got completely owned by greg like a BITCH. sarah and kimberly are fucking BITCHES i seriously want to hit both of their stupid faces and shut them up, but kim and daves hook ups are getting hotter and hotter. last but not least brianna, you are a stripper, you beat your boyfriend up so badly that he charged you with assault, you are from philly, you suck just as much as everyone else on the show and i love you for it.