this is so fucking good. as grant says breakfast with cereal mascots makes breakfast so much better! my mom never bought cool cereal so i never really looked forward to breakfast. staying over at my friends houses was so cool cause i got to eat their sugar cereals, it was awesome. i seriously got the shittiest cereals, i had this one , this one , basically all the envirokidz brand. i even had some sort of aztec themed cereal. dont be fooled all these look and sound cool... they are not they suck and they ruined the part of the day that is supposed to be fucking packed with imaginary animal characters and fucking sugar and all sorts of wacky shit that rules... that and my step dad are pretty much all i have to complain about my childhood. my mom is super cool she said shed dress up as garfield for next halloween. wizard.
watched knightriders tonight it was directed by george romero but it wasnt very scary, grant said it was the worst movie ever but i think it was pretty good. pretty good for causing me to have every emotion in my body be revved like the very engines of the motorcycles they ride in the movie. no seriously it started with this scene: it cant be all that bad! well whatever the guy that plays merlin is played by this dude brother blue and he seems like a pretty cool dude. hes a storyteller. whatever im too lazy right now to explain anything. "were all vessels, instruments, to bring the fire to this sad broken world"-brother blue
i remember when i was a little kid, probably in kindergarden or 1st grade my best friend was brian stough. i dont know where he is now or what he is doing but i remember he had a hot sister.... however hot you can be when youre in kindergarden. anyways brian stough loved godzilla movies, thats the first place i saw godzilla movies. i liked dinosaurs like probably most kids like dinosaurs and want to be firemen or whatever, but brian stough was on some next level shit and he liked fucked up dinosaurs that fought each other. sadly the only time i remember playing with brian was the time we saw godzilla vs mechagodzilla: i remember it had the coolest monster named king seesar king seesar although looking like a bat creature is a dog that comes alive from a statue and is the only protector of japan that can help godzilla stop his mechanical brother mechagodzilla.... kind of like bill and teds robo bros and their heavenly homies "station"
tonight robbie told me that he once got an antique gun as a present and james would put it in gary's mouth. i called gary and he said he put it in everyones mouth not just his. that made me sad. robbie said they might have smoked weed out of the gun, gary said nope. that also made me sad, but what makes me happy is thinking of all the cool tattoos james needs to get: ,, a picture of himself breaking out of his own chest with his eyes crossed, and a joker smoking out of a shotgun bong......... ummmm yea. i got the paperrad dvd on recommendation from grant and it was probably the best 9.99 ive ever spent. theres no way i can explain how awesome paperrad is but lets just say that soon everything is going to look like the contents of this dvd because its the only way our add addled brains are going to be seized for purchase propaganda purposes. also 5 trolls (whom are born from acorns ) were killed trying to make this dvd so share the love and buy this: or visit the website: paperrad.org theres also the new problem solvers dvd which looks ama a zinggg
just got done hangin out with chelsea tucker who has a fascination with cryptozoology and stuff Cryptozoology (from Greek: κρυπτός, kryptós, "hidden"; ζῷον, zôon, "animal"; and λόγος, logos, "knowledge" or "study" – c.f. zoology) - Literally: "The study of Hidden Animals" - is the study of/search for animals which fall outside of contemporary zoological catalogs. It consists of two primary fields of research 1) The search for living examples of animals taxonomically identified through fossil records, but which are believed to be extinct, 2) The search for animals that fall outside of taxonomic records due to a lack of empirical evidence, but for which anecdotal evidence exists in the form of myths, legends, or unconfirmed sightings. basically people doin trill ass bidness wit trill ass aminals that maybe dont exist. first one is the jackalope and for humanities sake i hope they are real because they are amazing. this man caught a lot of jackalopes but they dont move:
that video was stupid but i am obsessed with jackalopes i want to be one have one or do some sort of something that has to do with a jackalope, its a rabbit with antlers, and antlers are my favorite cranial accessory. theres the owlkin: i seen this guy so many times, in a whole nother world...... but i would like someone who is skilled in tailoring to make me an owlkin costume IRL.
chelsea also told me about residual haunting which is amazing, she says that old houses are made of the same material as audio tapes are made of and so you can actually be recorded into the actual material of your old old oldE house (funny joke that grant came up with: clints so old hes olde). this is what the ol wiki had to say about it A Residual haunting is thought by some to be a replayed haunting in which no intelligent ghost, spirit, or other entity is directly involved. Much like a video tape, residual hauntings are playbacks of auditory, visual, olfactory, and other sensory phenomenon which are attributed to a traumatic event, life-altering event, or a common event of a person or place, like an echo of past events. Residual hauntings often center on moments of intense emotion: someone's beheading, a great battle, a murder, or even a celebration. Paranormal researchers theorize that residual hauntings are the result of discharged personal energy of a person or group of people being imprinted on the surrounding environment, most commonly at or just after death. One of the first to promulgate the hypothesis of residual haunting was Thomas Charles Lethbridge in books such as Ghost and Ghoul, written in 1961. The subject was explored in Peter Sasdy's 1972 television play The Stone Tape, written by Nigel Kneale. The popularity of the programme has led to residual haunting becoming known colloquially as the Stone Tape theory.
that doesnt say anything about the material houses are built with but nevertheless i want to build my house out of audio tape material and purposely haunt it.
this is my favorite song right now:
black mountain - wucan go see em high as fuck on salvia divinorum cause its not illegal.
what may be illegal is my affinity for erotic fan art? this is some real real real breal real thundercats fan art > hahahahahahahaha
also i recently watched cherry 2000: which was amazingly bad but melanie griffith was probably born to play bad parts like they make fun of in another bad movie called cecil b demented by john waters (which has a hella cool song that is probably called "demented forever") actually that movie is amazingly good now that i think about it. oh and what about milk money? that was NOT a bad part for her to play: she plays a hooker i think, and a kid draws on her boobs.
on a whole different note i saw there will be blood and it was good. real good. i thought i was inside of the movie. but i found myself wondering at one point if the son ever asked daniel day lewis about spiders and daniel day lewis sat him down and told him about the nice spiders and dangerous spiders. he seemed like the kind of dad that had real cool speeches to tell his kids when they were out camping and stuff. even though daniel day lewis was a complete nut bag in that movie he seems like the kinda dad i would like to chill and go camping with.
p.s. i think im gonna try to get a job at a dildo shop
minya is pretty much the cornerstone of my life. he is the alpha to my omega, the chicken and the egg. the first time i saw minya i knew it was the beginning of something scary and amazing something that might just take over my entire life, it was the day i saw godzillas revenge: this asian kid gets picked on by bullies at his school and he cant fight back so he dreams of going to monster island where minya: is being trained to fight gabara: (sickest cat monster) by his dad GODZILLA: (oh did i forget to mention minya is godzillas SON?). yea so minya learns to fight and so does the asian kid and everythings all good, at some point some robbers that rob a bank get arrested, a giant lobster gets his books cooked by atomic breath, and a spider facials the king of monsters himself. but the real lesson that was learned from seeing this movie is that a hella funny picture can be made by adding a bong to godzilla and minya blowing atomic fire (more on that later).
this is a montage of minya etc. that my friend gary made. it is probably the funniest thing that the internet now holds:
A convocation of Theurgists in the guise of figures from mythology bearing gifts: The Scarlet Woman, whore of heaven, smokes a big fat joint; Atstarte of the Moon brings the wings of snow; Pan bestows the grapes of Bacchus; Hecate offers the sacred mushroom, Yage, wormwood brew. The vintage of Hecate is poured.
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, basically all the envirokidz brand. i even had some sort of aztec themed cereal. dont be fooled all these look and sound cool... they are not they suck and they ruined the part of the day that is supposed to be fucking packed with imaginary animal characters and fucking sugar and all sorts of wacky shit that rules... that and my step dad are pretty much all i have to complain about my childhood. my mom is super cool she said shed dress up as garfield for next halloween. wizard.
